Open letter to the coolest newly divorced guy in my neighborhood:

[SNEAKY]

What does he post as on here?

Futurama

[YALE]

I am convinced that not only are you heavily armed with wit, but that you spend a lot of time coming up with stuff like this for just the moment when you can unleash a tirade on some poor unsuspecting douche.


And I hope I am there with popcorn again, because I know first hand how entertaining it can be.

Oh man! I forgot about that guy at the Roundup. Lolz!

[Big A]

Shiner Bock.

I find it mildly amusing to order a Shiner out here, just to see the puzzled look on the waitresses face.

[Denny]

I find it mildly amusing to order a Shiner out here, just to see the puzzled look on the waitresses face.

Witress: We don't serve imports here.

[racrguy]

I am convinced that not only are you heavily armed with wit, but that you spend a lot of time coming up with stuff like this for just the moment when you can unleash a tirade on some poor unsuspecting douche.


And I hope I am there with popcorn again, because I know first hand how entertaining it can be.

He is one funny som'bitch. I don't think a day went by that he didn't say something completely relevant to the conversation at hand that had me rolling on the floor. I told him last night he should start writing books or something. I fully believe he can be the writer of the next "twilight" series, so full of lulz only those that have some intelligence can find it.

[Pro88LX]

Oh yeah! I'll give you cheese for free if you come to my brother's show the 16th.

Ill take some extra sharp cheddar please!

[Pro88LX]

Oh man! I forgot about that guy at the Roundup. Lolz!

LMFAO that guy picked the wrong group for sure!!!

[racrguy]

LMFAO that guy picked the wrong group for sure!!!

Story?

[Pro88LX]

Story?

Guy from out of state tried to quiz a group of Texans about guns in line at Magnolia Cafe in Austin during the roundup. Guy was quickly made to look like an ass.......mostly by Yale.

[motoman]

Guy from out of state tried to quiz a group of Texans about guns in line at Magnolia Cafe in Austin during the roundup. Guy was quickly made to look like an ass.......mostly by Yale.

I'll bet Yale was polite and easy going as can be.

[Pro88LX]

I'll bet Yale was polite and easy going as can be.

Yup.....just very factual and in depth.....poor kids head was spinning by the end of it.....

[Hobie]

I guess I'm the only weirdo that thinks a Schwinn beachcruiser on white walls with a weedeater motor would be cool. lol

[Frank]

Yup.....just very factual and in depth.....poor kids head was spinning by the end of it.....

Chris (Pro88LX) was wearing a hat with an uzi or something on it that caught the attention of this drama kid, his chubby fag hag and some 6'4" pre/post-op tranny that ThreeFingerPete was chatting it up with. Drama kid asked a gun question I think to Chris. He was obviously from out of state and was not used to people being so pro-gun. Each of us remaining somewhat coy about how much we wanted to let on what we knew about guns and such but just enough to string him along until they were all wide-eyed and beginning to think we were in some militia. He asked what a "full metal jacket" was. Yale steps out, we lean back against the railing and he went all aspergers him his usual polite demeanor and started explaining in great detail regarding the Hague Convention and what is said about the type of bullets used in combat. This was just way more than this kid was expecting anyone to know off the street and I thought Yale represented Texas well. They remained pretty quiet after that.

Except the tall chic(?) and Pete.

[01vnms4v]

U took a pay cut to move to Stephenville, Tx

[stevo]

I guess I'm the only weirdo that thinks a Schwinn beachcruiser on white walls with a weedeater motor would be cool. lol

I must be weird also, because I would think that is tits, Joe Dirt outfit and all.

Stevo