Open letter to the coolest newly divorced guy in my neighborhood:

[Cooter]

No hate here, dude. I was just extremely surprised and amused.

just fuckin' around... the image of the dude in my mind makes me laugh even more when I imagine him happier than a pig in shit

[YALE]

That bitch could goose hunt with a rake.

[Pro88LX]

Chris (Pro88LX) was wearing a hat with an uzi or something on it that caught the attention of this drama kid, his chubby fag hag and some 6'4" pre/post-op tranny that ThreeFingerPete was chatting it up with. Drama kid asked a gun question I think to Chris. He was obviously from out of state and was not used to people being so pro-gun. Each of us remaining somewhat coy about how much we wanted to let on what we knew about guns and such but just enough to string him along until they were all wide-eyed and beginning to think we were in some militia. He asked what a "full metal jacket" was. Yale steps out, we lean back against the railing and he went all aspergers him his usual polite demeanor and started explaining in great detail regarding the Hague Convention and what is said about the type of bullets used in combat. This was just way more than this kid was expecting anyone to know off the street and I thought Yale represented Texas well. They remained pretty quiet after that.

Except the tall chic(?) and Pete.

I think the funniest part is remembering the post op saying he/she was 6'2&5/8" tall in that deep ass voice when adam asked it how tall it was.....We still make fun of that till this day.

[YALE]

while you're hatin' on him, he's enjoying 50mpg on a vehicle that he doesn't have to pay to register or insure... that Natty Light tastes extra good when you have the knowledge that you're steadily gettin' over on the man

No hate here, dude. I was just extremely surprised and amused.

[Denny]

while you're hatin' on him, he's enjoying 50mpg on a vehicle that he doesn't have to pay to register or insure... that Natty Light tastes extra good when you have the knowledge that you're steadily gettin' over on the man

Right on with everything in this post (but change it to PBR for me).

[Cooter]

while you're hatin' on him, he's enjoying 50mpg on a vehicle that he doesn't have to pay to register or insure... that Natty Light tastes extra good when you have the knowledge that you're steadily gettin' over on the man

[cobrajet69]

Well done Mr Cheese.



David

[90GT50]

Trust me, he is.

[racrguy]

You would too. Shippensburg, PA was not that much fun.

Werd.

[YALE]

U took a pay cut to move to Stephenville, Tx

You would too. Shippensburg, PA was not that much fun.

[Frank]

I guess I'm the only weirdo that thinks a Schwinn beachcruiser on white walls with a weedeater motor would be cool. lol

Naw, I think those are cool too. Easy to build for only about $200 and that's a brand new bike and motor kit.

[stevo]

I guess I'm the only weirdo that thinks a Schwinn beachcruiser on white walls with a weedeater motor would be cool. lol

I must be weird also, because I would think that is tits, Joe Dirt outfit and all.

Stevo

[01vnms4v]

U took a pay cut to move to Stephenville, Tx

[Frank]

Yup.....just very factual and in depth.....poor kids head was spinning by the end of it.....

Chris (Pro88LX) was wearing a hat with an uzi or something on it that caught the attention of this drama kid, his chubby fag hag and some 6'4" pre/post-op tranny that ThreeFingerPete was chatting it up with. Drama kid asked a gun question I think to Chris. He was obviously from out of state and was not used to people being so pro-gun. Each of us remaining somewhat coy about how much we wanted to let on what we knew about guns and such but just enough to string him along until they were all wide-eyed and beginning to think we were in some militia. He asked what a "full metal jacket" was. Yale steps out, we lean back against the railing and he went all aspergers him his usual polite demeanor and started explaining in great detail regarding the Hague Convention and what is said about the type of bullets used in combat. This was just way more than this kid was expecting anyone to know off the street and I thought Yale represented Texas well. They remained pretty quiet after that.

Except the tall chic(?) and Pete.

[Hobie]

I guess I'm the only weirdo that thinks a Schwinn beachcruiser on white walls with a weedeater motor would be cool. lol