How much do you tip the pizza guy on a $25 bill?

[bcoop]

apparently until everyone gets it.

Now the real question is, what if the pizza driver walks on your lawn and you didnt order a pizza, what do you do?

Blow his fucking head off. Fucker shouldn't have been trespassing. It's ok if you have PTSD, though.

[78X]

How many fucking times do we have to have the same thread over and over again? Jesus Christ. Drivers dont get any of the delivery fee. Quit being a cheap cocksucker, or call in your order for pickup.

apparently until everyone gets it.

Now the real question is, what if the pizza driver walks on your lawn and you didnt order a pizza, what do you do?

[bcoop]

How many fucking times do we have to have the same thread over and over again? Jesus Christ. Drivers dont get any of the delivery fee. Quit being a cheap cocksucker, or call in your order for pickup.

[Blackpony]

Yeah pretty much the same for me. Also they are literally a mile up the street so its not a drive. And Pizza hut wont deliver to my house, so i end up having to drive to them anyways.

They drove a pizza to your house while you sat on your ass. The delivery charge doesn't go to them either. Don't order a
pizza if you can't afford to pay for it and tip a mother fucker a couple bucks.

Your reading comprehension sucks!

Why the fuck would i tip to someone that is getting paid mileage, plus a per delivery amount to fuck up my order and forget things like my 2 liter coke that i paid for or the peppers that I specifically asked for. thus causing me to either wait for this dumbass to drive back and get it for me and eating cold pizza, or eating my food with no drink that I PAID FOR!!


Again let me lay it out for you. 99 times out of 100 I will drive my happy ass to them to get my food so that we don't have these problems.

[71chevellejohn]

They drove a pizza to your house while you sat on your ass. The delivery charge doesn't go to them either. Don't order a
pizza if you can't afford to pay for it and tip a mother fucker a couple bucks.

The delivery charge is the greed of the corporations. The driver would get a bigger tip if they didn't charge the delivery fee. Around here, the only places that charge a delivery fee are the national chains. All the local joints just have a minimum order(less than the cost of one pizza, in most cases).

[Geor!]

They drove a pizza to your house while you sat on your ass. The delivery charge doesn't go to them either. Don't order a
pizza if you can't afford to pay for it and tip a mother fucker a couple bucks.

They get paid gas and a per-delivery commission. At least they did when I was a teenager.

[idrivea4banger]

$5

[Steve]

my ifratellis driver makes about $100 a night driving and $6 of my money is part of his $100 average

TheHead worked there back when he was in high school and we'd get free stuff, that was some damn good pizza right there. I wish we had one over here somewhere.

[Mike]

$6

[78X]

my ifratellis driver makes about $100 a night driving and $6 of my money is part of his $100 average

[BradM]

^^ this.. They diddent refill my drink, get my steak sauce, etc. They charge an additional $3 for delivery, why should i pay even more? No way in hell is a large pizza from dominos worth $20!!

Also at sonic, hell no i dont tip. All they did was walked my food to the car. Its not my fault there isnt a drive through at some of the locations. they make minimum wage, its not my fault they chose that job.

They drove a pizza to your house while you sat on your ass. The delivery charge doesn't go to them either. Don't order a
pizza if you can't afford to pay for it and tip a mother fucker a couple bucks.

[SMKR]

when they screw up the order, that just means more pizza fo free

x2

[Cooter]

when they screw up the order, that just means more pizza fo free

[Blackpony]

I always go pick the pizza up rather than do the delievery. The pizza places around us always seem to screw up the orders so I go to make sure they get it right.

Yeah pretty much the same for me. Also they are literally a mile up the street so its not a drive. And Pizza hut wont deliver to my house, so i end up having to drive to them anyways.

[Steve]

I always go pick the pizza up rather than do the delievery. The pizza places around us always seem to screw up the orders so I go to make sure they get it right.