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  • jnobles06
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    Originally posted by 3.90x3.62 View Post
    you're doing it wrong. get the unscented alcohol free wipes. you'll thank me later.
    hmmm. any specific brand? i have tried the charmin and cottenelle (sp?) brands with no luck.

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  • prostock1
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    Me TOO !!!!!!!!!

    Originally posted by Silverback View Post
    on a side note.

    I always wanted to write a coffee table (or shitter) book, called "Best and Worst Toilets in Texas - An innerstate guide to pit stops" - Where I'd take pictures, and write reviews of all the gas station, fast food, small diner bathrooms along the major highways and back roads.
    I have a list of the best public restrooms in the DFW,

    Tom Thumb at Inwood and University has the most cleanest and best smelling of all !!!

    Next is any QT and then Lowes or Home Depot

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  • LS1Goat
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    Originally posted by jnobles06 View Post
    i tried it a few times, but it gave me swamp ass the entire day. so fuck baby wipes. i usually just plan on taking a shit before i shower most of the time.
    you're doing it wrong. get the unscented alcohol free wipes. you'll thank me later.

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  • SlowLX
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    Got extremely used to em when we went to the field for training back in the day. Now I keep a pack handy for REALLY shitty days.

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  • CJ
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    Anyone of you also use the shower puff?

    I would just imagine baby wipes making it even more complicated.

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  • jnobles06
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    Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
    You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?
    i tried it a few times, but it gave me swamp ass the entire day. so fuck baby wipes. i usually just plan on taking a shit before i shower most of the time.
    Last edited by jnobles06; 10-14-2011, 05:03 PM. Reason: spelling > me

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  • GrayStangGT
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    Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
    LMAO

    I have had some amazing shits recently...i now attribute it to the fact i turned 27 last month.
    I'm 26, so at least I have something to look forward to now.

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  • lowthreeohz
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    Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
    You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?
    I saw a pack in my dad's bathroom when I was in Vegas last week. I had to ask - and sure enough he swears it's better than TP.

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  • CJ
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    You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?

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  • SlowLX
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    Their ain't no TP in the world that can compare to baby wipes when you're talking shit tickets.

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  • jnobles06
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    Originally posted by Silverback View Post
    I hate this house I'm in, in Austin right now. The toilets are made for guys who shop at Armani Exchange and toss each other's nuts around. I'm thinking about replacing just one fucking toilet so I can have a real crapper to sit on and relax when I'm making chocolate caking
    are you talking about those toilets with the small bowls? i hate those damn things. i had to replace the toilets in my house because my dick would touch the inside of the bowl. fucking grossed me out.

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  • CJ
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    Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
    CJ, you know you are old when taking a dump is more pleasurable than sex, and no, I haven't reached that age yet.

    But I have heard it from guys 65+
    Maybe this is why the Japanese/Germans do both simultaneously?

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  • 03trubluGT
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    CJ, you know you are old when taking a dump is more pleasurable than sex, and no, I haven't reached that age yet.

    But I have heard it from guys 65+

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  • TeeShock
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    Originally posted by Frank View Post
    besides the Charmin, some Orajel sure helps cool the ole rusty sheriff's badge after experiencing a NASA shuttle launch.
    lol shuttle launch

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  • Pro88LX
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    Originally posted by frank View Post
    ole rusty sheriff's badge
    lmao

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