The older I get, the better the poops are

[The King]

I'm 34. And there's no doubt my diet has everything to do with it. It used to be much, much worse before I went to a gastro who pointed out that I was lactose intolerant. Changing to Lactaid milk helped tremendously, plus it tastes great and lasts a lot longer. Also, I was overloading on super-spicy foods. I rarely get the "poison shits" anymore, but it's still liquified more often than not. I'm used to it.

Anyway...

I hate Charmin Ultra. It's way too soft, and lacks grip. It slides to easily across the target area. It's also too thick, so it's more likely to clog the terlit if you use a lot. Luxurious, but not the most functional.
I use Angel Soft. Soft and thick, but it has grip and isn't so thick that it clogs.

I can't stand the cheap shit.

For Charmin Ultra Soft use a blotting technique instead of wiping. Also use less for each session, since as you posted it will clog a toilet if too much is used prior to flushing. This is especially true with the weak low-flow toilets used in many homes today. It's a trade-off though between using less and making sure you're still using enough to avoid direct contact with taint.

[Pro88LX]

Oh, and the TP a MonsoonX's house is glorious. It must be made from hand-picked cotton. Unfortunately, the toilet is smaller than average, so I ended up smearing some fudge on the back rim of the lid. I wiped it the best I could with the bottom of the rug, so as not to waste that wonderful paper.

LMAO

I have had some amazing shits recently...i now attribute it to the fact i turned 27 last month.

[Silverback]

I hate this house I'm in, in Austin right now. The toilets are made for guys who shop at Armani Exchange and toss each other's nuts around. I'm thinking about replacing just one fucking toilet so I can have a real crapper to sit on and relax when I'm making chocolate caking

[jluv]

Oh, and the TP a MonsoonX's house is glorious. It must be made from hand-picked cotton. Unfortunately, the toilet is smaller than average, so I ended up smearing some fudge on the back rim of the lid. I wiped it the best I could with the bottom of the rug, so as not to waste that wonderful paper.

[jluv]

fascinating... for my research.. how old are you?

I'm 34. And there's no doubt my diet has everything to do with it. It used to be much, much worse before I went to a gastro who pointed out that I was lactose intolerant. Changing to Lactaid milk helped tremendously, plus it tastes great and lasts a lot longer. Also, I was overloading on super-spicy foods. I rarely get the "poison shits" anymore, but it's still liquified more often than not. I'm used to it.

Anyway...

I hate Charmin Ultra. It's way too soft, and lacks grip. It slides to easily across the target area. It's also too thick, so it's more likely to clog the terlit if you use a lot. Luxurious, but not the most functional.

I use Angel Soft. Soft and thick, but it has grip and isn't so thick that it clogs.

I can't stand the cheap shit.

[jnobles06]

http://www.ratemydoodie.com/top.html

[Ted]

Kohl's are generally pretty clean but the toilet paper is horrible. I used hundreds if not thousands of toilets in DFW when I worked for Oncor.

[Osiris]

Nothing like one of these to keep you regular

I like egg sandwiches.

[helosailor]

I shit at Trump Towers in Chicago Sun-Wed. There's a TV in the bathroom mirror (w/remote) and a newspaper each morning. GREAT place to shit. +1 for the good TP, I'm 42 and need a little TLC on the cornhole.

Amen to that! You can cheap out on a lot of stuff, but TP shouldn't be one. Oh, it might not seem like a big deal for the young-uns, but those years of using 220 grit on the sphincter will eventually catch up to you.
The military are big fans of "John Wayne" TP. It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off of no one. I still say that I should be able to claim a disability rating based on that alone.

[Frank]

I hear the restroom's at Ryan's Steakhouse are great. They will even offer you a water hose to hose off with.

But seriously, on the corner of Miller and Jupiter in that corner store, the restroom there had like a 12" wide door. Probably helped keep down the amount of people who could really burn it down in there.

[Frank]

Funny you bring this up! We had this discussion the other day sitting around the crash pad in St. Louis.
I have been to almost every commercial airport in north America that has greater than a 6,000 paved runway.

By far THE best stalls and toilets goes to (drum roll) Chicago O'Hare! Best stand up Urinals -------------- > Santa Barbara C.A.

JMHO

yeah and they got those robot it things on the seat that lay down a new seat cover every time you get up too.

[Tyrone Biggums]

on a side note.

I always wanted to write a coffee table (or shitter) book, called "Best and Worst Toilets in Texas - An innerstate guide to pit stops" - Where I'd take pictures, and write reviews of all the gas station, fast food, small diner bathrooms along the major highways and back roads.

Excellent idea. A lot of comfort can be had in knowing where all the top notch shitter's are located should an unexpected emergency occur. If I have to go somewhere that I know I could potentially get stuck in traffic, I'll plan out where potential pit stops will be.

[STRONGNUFF]

Nothing like one of these to keep you regular

[CJ]

Though those are well-appointed crappers, what's with the lounge chairs facing them? A little privacy please.......

There are different sections, it's huge.

[The King]

Those bathrooms are shit compared to the head in Shoji Tabuchi theater in Branson, Missouri.

Though that is one well-appointed crapper, what's with the lounge chairs facing the sinks?