The older I get, the better the poops are

[The King]

Poojitzu scale of rating your shit.

There are three main areas of rating shit.
1 to 10 then add all three together for final rating. A 30 is impossible because you would be split open bleeding covered in shit and passed out.

1) size (includes length and girth)

2)stink(a 10 peels off the wallpaper)

3)satisfaction

Thats about it.

In the first category (size) an automatic 10 should be awarded to a turd that is of such mammoth girth it stops up a standard toilet on it's own, without TP. The third category (satisfaction) would likely rate at or close to 10 following deposition of such a turd, so the only unknown would be the second category (stink).

[Torinoman]

i took three today, though i've found that diet impacts my poops more than anything. I think as most intelligent people age they tend to eat more healthy and there is your better poops... unless you mean that you enjoy them more as you age?????

[Sean88gt]

It's wrong to have a thread about shit, and nice crappers, and not mention Buccee's.


I tried the wipes a few times. I didnt like the cold wet asshole feeling.

You prefer the warm, freshly blown asshole feeling?

I'll do the wipes as well, depending on monday/texture.

[LS1Goat]

I started taking fish oil for triglyceride counts, and let me tell you, it tames down even the most gnarly of turds. They shoot right out, with less plop than an olympic diver on a 10-pointer. The best part, assuming quality TP, no dingleberries!

sunsweet prune juice has roughly the same effect.

[Bassics]

I started taking fish oil for triglyceride counts, and let me tell you, it tames down even the most gnarly of turds. They shoot right out, with less plop than an olympic diver on a 10-pointer. The best part, assuming quality TP, no dingleberries!

[likeitfast55]

Poojitzu scale of rating your shit.

There are three main areas of rating shit.
1 to 10 then add all three together for final rating. A 30 is impossible because you would be split open bleeding covered in shit and passed out.

1) size (includes length and girth)

2)stink(a 10 peels off the wallpaper)

3)satisfaction


Thats about it.

[Pro88LX]

i had to replace the toilets in my house because my dick would touch the inside of the bowl. fucking grossed me out.

Solid barg!

You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?

Dont knock it till you try it!

i tried it a few times, but it gave me swamp ass the entire day. so fuck baby wipes. i usually just plan on taking a shit before i shower most of the time.

follow up wipe with tp will do the trick. or a manpon if you feel so inclined.

hmmm. any specific brand? i have tried the charmin and cottenelle (sp?) brands with no luck.

Huggies FTW

[Mike]

You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?

Yes.

[Ted]

It's wrong to have a thread about shit, and nice crappers, and not mention Buccee's.


I tried the wipes a few times. I didnt like the cold wet asshole feeling.

Buccee's has some amazingly clean bathrooms for the amount of people that were in and out of there the 2 times I stopped in. Plus just about anything you can think of.

[mstng86]

It's wrong to have a thread about shit, and nice crappers, and not mention Buccee's.


I tried the wipes a few times. I didnt like the cold wet asshole feeling.

Is that the restaurant off 45 on the way to Houston? I noticed all their damn signs on the way to the movie drive in theater the other day.

[03trubluGT]

I saw a pack in my dad's bathroom when I was in Vegas last week. I had to ask - and sure enough he swears it's better than TP.

TP is for the initial wipe(s), and flushable wipes are for the finishing touch.

[Musbrad2]

I have a list of the best public restrooms in the DFW,

Tom Thumb at Inwood and University has the most cleanest and best smelling of all !!!

Next is any QT and then Lowes or Home Depot

Chicken express usually has a clean toilet, along with most hotels on the fort worth side, the bad thing about land surveying in the city is no woods to shit in lol.

[bcoop]

It's wrong to have a thread about shit, and nice crappers, and not mention Buccee's.


I tried the wipes a few times. I didnt like the cold wet asshole feeling.

[jnobles06]

awesome. i'll give them a shot.

[LS1Goat]

hmmm. any specific brand? i have tried the charmin and cottenelle (sp?) brands with no luck.

mom to mom unscented baby wipes hypoallergenic & alcohol free @tom thumb