The older I get, the better the poops are

[jnobles06]

you're doing it wrong. get the unscented alcohol free wipes. you'll thank me later.

hmmm. any specific brand? i have tried the charmin and cottenelle (sp?) brands with no luck.

[prostock1]

Me TOO !!!!!!!!!

on a side note.

I always wanted to write a coffee table (or shitter) book, called "Best and Worst Toilets in Texas - An innerstate guide to pit stops" - Where I'd take pictures, and write reviews of all the gas station, fast food, small diner bathrooms along the major highways and back roads.

I have a list of the best public restrooms in the DFW,

Tom Thumb at Inwood and University has the most cleanest and best smelling of all !!!

Next is any QT and then Lowes or Home Depot

[LS1Goat]

i tried it a few times, but it gave me swamp ass the entire day. so fuck baby wipes. i usually just plan on taking a shit before i shower most of the time.

you're doing it wrong. get the unscented alcohol free wipes. you'll thank me later.

[SlowLX]

Got extremely used to em when we went to the field for training back in the day. Now I keep a pack handy for REALLY shitty days.

[CJ]

Anyone of you also use the shower puff?

I would just imagine baby wipes making it even more complicated.

[jnobles06]

You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?

i tried it a few times, but it gave me swamp ass the entire day. so fuck baby wipes. i usually just plan on taking a shit before i shower most of the time.

[GrayStangGT]

LMAO

I have had some amazing shits recently...i now attribute it to the fact i turned 27 last month.

I'm 26, so at least I have something to look forward to now.

[lowthreeohz]

You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?

I saw a pack in my dad's bathroom when I was in Vegas last week. I had to ask - and sure enough he swears it's better than TP.

[CJ]

You guys actually use baby wipes? Seriously?

[SlowLX]

Their ain't no TP in the world that can compare to baby wipes when you're talking shit tickets.

[jnobles06]

I hate this house I'm in, in Austin right now. The toilets are made for guys who shop at Armani Exchange and toss each other's nuts around. I'm thinking about replacing just one fucking toilet so I can have a real crapper to sit on and relax when I'm making chocolate caking

are you talking about those toilets with the small bowls? i hate those damn things. i had to replace the toilets in my house because my dick would touch the inside of the bowl. fucking grossed me out.

[CJ]

CJ, you know you are old when taking a dump is more pleasurable than sex, and no, I haven't reached that age yet.

But I have heard it from guys 65+

Maybe this is why the Japanese/Germans do both simultaneously?

[03trubluGT]

CJ, you know you are old when taking a dump is more pleasurable than sex, and no, I haven't reached that age yet.

But I have heard it from guys 65+

[TeeShock]

besides the Charmin, some Orajel sure helps cool the ole rusty sheriff's badge after experiencing a NASA shuttle launch.

lol shuttle launch

[Pro88LX]

ole rusty sheriff's badge

lmao