The older I get, the better the poops are

[Frank]

besides the Charmin, some Orajel sure helps cool the ole rusty sheriff's badge after experiencing a NASA shuttle launch.

[idrivea4banger]

Wow just fucking wow. I'm no longer hungry. Now I need to take a load off. Charmin ftw!

[Pro88LX]

there are better alternatives out there to lavishly cleanse and soothe the anus following defecation.

amen!

[LS1Goat]

mom to mom unscented baby wipes with natural aloe. ~just saying.

any of you guys that have had hemorrhoids will have a deep and profound appreciation for products such as this. charmin is OK, but there are better alternatives out there to lavishly cleanse and soothe the anus following defecation.

[The King]

Oh, and by the way, taking fish oil supplements makes teh pooz smell epically bad.

I take those and mine doesn't smell any worse than it ever has, but who am I to say whether my turds stink or not?

[Denny]

Oh, and by the way, taking fish oil supplements makes teh pooz smell epically bad.

I was trying to figure out what it was!

No shit.

[cobrajet69]

For the love of humanity. Only on this site....

I just love this place. /




David

[helosailor]

Oh, and by the way, taking fish oil supplements makes teh pooz smell epically bad.

[Pro88LX]

I recently switched to ass wipes. Scott's naturals. Biodegradable and recycled. Nothing like being able to get off the terlit and hop on a bicycle.

Saving the world one wipe at a time!

I made the switch to baby wipes years ago and haven't looked back.

This isn't a third world country, if it has poop on it, flush it, I don't care if it's a towel

LMAO!!

[Denny]

This isn't a third world country, if it has poop on it, flush it, I don't care if it's a towel

You better care if it's a towel. I made that mistake with a wash cloth at a party one time when I was younger. It was hosted by some very well-to-do people that were friends of my parents. Thank God I was the oldest kid there (eleven) and there were several 5-9 year olds.

[Silverback]

Drop one in the crapper, and see how long it takes to dissolve. Just because they say flushable, doesn't mean you should.

This isn't a third world country, if it has poop on it, flush it, I don't care if it's a towel

[Tyrone Biggums]

I recently switched to ass wipes. Scott's naturals. Biodegradable and recycled. Nothing like being able to get off the terlit and hop on a bicycle.

Saving the world one wipe at a time!

Drop one in the crapper, and see how long it takes to dissolve. Just because they say flushable, doesn't mean you should.

[TeeShock]

I recently switched to ass wipes. Scott's naturals. Biodegradable and recycled. Nothing like being able to get off the terlit and hop on a bicycle.

Saving the world one wipe at a time!

[mstng86]

Sounds like some of you need to eat more fiber and greens. You unhealthy bastids.

I like to admire my poops. Sometimes they feel amazing and I like to at least look and see my handy work.

Also, the older I have gotten, the less I care about the other people in the bathroom at work. If I have to let one rip, I no longer hold back.

[Denny]

Oh, and the TP a MonsoonX's house is glorious. It must be made from hand-picked cotton. Unfortunately, the toilet is smaller than average, so I ended up smearing some fudge on the back rim of the lid. I wiped it the best I could with the bottom of the rug, so as not to waste that wonderful paper.

JC seems to be the type that truly appreciates a delicate touch on his tooshie.