Now That's a Nice Propeller. Whoops, Lost My Hand.

[Sgt Beavis]

I'm surprised she's not trying to sue the plane's manufacturer. It's clear that they designed a defective and unsafe device from the beginning.

Damn moron.

[jammeejamm]

and never again have the plush, snug fitting feeling of a pair of isotoners? forget that.

i will just do what i have been doing, paying attention to what i am doing and looking both ways before i cross the street.

did the clown that walked into the fountain get new clothes and a phone? she finds out about this, she probably will be trying soon.

[SEB]

Damn I could spare a couple fingers I guess for 200k

[SS Junk]

Looks like she got a hair cut.

Rusty hook. Refuse to bang.

[helosailor]

I don't know why people think she's hot. You could cut a roast on that chin.

And the Jokeresque mouth.

2/10, wood knot dew.

[YALE]

I don't know why people think she's hot. You could cut a roast on that chin.

[unkoricky]

i'm gonna have to hear the other side of the story from the plane before i make a judgement.

[ceyko]

I was trying not to make too many assumptions about her. I should have done so though, cause obviously if you're too busy f'ing with a phone when around an airplane PROPELLER, you're going to tie up the courts whining about it.

Judgement:
Stupid bitch.

[Baba Ganoush]

^^^LMAO!



But....did the plane take off?

[yellowstang]

Appearantly when she stepped out of the plane, it was on a treadmill, and the treadmill led to the propeller causing this horrible accident.

[Baba Ganoush]

.....too late. It's a big, shitty litigious society we live in, so you might as well take a bite!!


It all started with those assholes that sued when their hot coffee burned them. It's all their fucking fault.

[Trip McNeely]

This will never end as long as people are not held responsible for their own actions.

Exactly. People have no accountability and as long as people are allowed to sue because they are too dumb, this will bring us down the shitter as a nation. Oh wait..

[EW]

This will never end as long as people are not held responsible for their own actions.

[Baba Ganoush]

I'd get her $2M at least, she can't be held responsible for the plane trying to kill her!!!



It's the pilot/airline's fault. They should've had that plane on a chain. I bet it had cropped ears.

[grove rat]

too bad it didn't chop off her useless fucking head