Now That's a Nice Propeller. Whoops, Lost My Hand.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

ARRRRGH!!!

Yes, I know. I'm going to hell or worse.

I figured she'd make a great captain hook next halloween...

[71chevellejohn]

ARRRRGH!!!

As long as she gives up the booty!

[Gargamel]

That guy was perfectly fine after that believe it or not. Had a black eye and ringing ears.

Yea, his cranial saved his life cause it was sucked off his head and into the engine... where it promptly caused the engine to fail...

[forbes]

she thought the "giving a hand" job was part of being in the mile high club

[CJ]

Along the same theme... an oldie but a goodie...

A green shirt does a disappearing act in front of an A-6...

That guy was perfectly fine after that believe it or not. Had a black eye and ringing ears.

[Gargamel]

Along the same theme... an oldie but a goodie...

A green shirt does a disappearing act in front of an A-6...

[Jimbo]

Well, I did not see that coming.

Quality. Mother Theresa would have grinned.

[Cobraman]

Well, Eye did not see that coming.

fixed.

[Geor!]

ARRRRGH!!!

Yes, I know. I'm going to hell or worse.

[flybye70ss]

Well, I did not see that coming.

[Jimbo]

Terrible situation. The news reported today, that she lost her left eye as well.

[mikec]

No doubt on the pilot. Betting that he feels terrible.

[Scott Mc]

I feel for the pilot, the rumor I heard is he has been at the hospital every day. That is a lifelong burden to carry for that man, his fault or not.

[Jimbo]

But, what if she's not a "reader"?

Bill Hicks, "Looky here, we got us a reader".

[Baba Ganoush]

I know it's terrible, but I still LOL when I read this thread title.