Lets have an automotive quotes thread.

[YALE]

Anytime my brother and I start talking about cars, my mom gets really confused, and starts shouting, "Torque! Torque!"

[Txstang1]

Be right back, going to check on quotes from Six Pack.

Your carburator aint carbin, your generator aint gennin and your pistons.....well, they aint workin either !

[asphaltjunkie]

She doest mind where i get my motor running, just as long as i park in the right garage...

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[TexasT]

Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!

I little later in that same show "You need a role model"

[A_A_G]

Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!

[BLK306]

Im suprised nobody has posted ,"Pill it to you kill it" yet.

[Grape]

two kinds of racers, cheaters and losers

payback is a medevac

pounding the chip and eatin' earth

"handles like a bag of dicks" Robert Hamke www.hamkeracecars.com

1st place or first methodist

[appelingogt]

"What's those things in between the sparkplugs and ignition coil called???" - UTI graduate

["MrEd"]

Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.
I just couldn't resist!!!! Lol

[Butch]

It's got a cop motor, cop shocks, cop brakes, etc

From the Blues Brothers.

[TexasT]

"Don't run your mouth if you can't run your car."
Grumpy

"Sorry, i fully paid my way and believe reach around to your beltloop and pick your ass up......a free ride never gets you where you want to go, you just show up with that dumb look on your face"...........buddy ingersoll

"There will always be doubt from a new era driver when there is a Grand National next to him/her at the tree/light. They will always be a little uncomfortable and that is why I love these cars. It's very presence makes people question the next 1400 feet."....... notacarlo

[SVT Lurch]

"Too much horsepower is almost enough."

- Carroll Shelby

[Wicked98Snake]

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing right here alright. Got 4.11 Posi track out back, 750 Double Pumper, Edelbrock Intake, Bored over 30 11.1 Popup pistons, Turbojet 390 HP, WHERE TALKIN SOME FUCKIN MUSCLE HERE

LOL Melba Toast LOL

[2K2 LS1]

"180 or 210?"

[forbes]

tom: i heard a noise coming from your rear end when you you backed up
john: awe damn... what did it sound like?
tom: my balls slapping your ass