Lets have an automotive quotes thread.

[Vertnut]

eric has no hair on his head.

god bless.

I wasn't sure if he had "none" or was "thin on top".

[BlackSnake]

"Wash those damn oil spots off the driveway!" My Dad...

[ELVIS]

I swear to God I thought you were refering to Talisman! LOL! I was thinking, "OH, SHIT! Here we go!"

I've always loved the term "Cream Puff", when it comes to cars.

eric has no hair on his head.

god bless.

[turbostang]

This thread is ghey.

"If it has tits or tires, eventually you'll have problems with it"

[Vertnut]

Says the ugly mother Fucker with the pubic hair on his head.

I swear to God I thought you were refering to Talisman! LOL! I was thinking, "OH, SHIT! Here we go!"

I've always loved the term "Cream Puff", when it comes to cars.

[jdgregory84]

"It has 200k miles on it but rides like it has 20k."

"Never been raced...........................................ru ns an x.xx 1/8 mile."

"A/C doesn't work. Pretty sure it just needs a recharge."

"Used to be supercharged."-(Who gives a fuck?)

"Replaced with cobra engine."-(Still has H.O. intake.)

"Outruns LS1's"

[Baba Ganoush]

"As I lay rubber down to the street, I pray for traction that I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen

(someone on here)

[Jimbo]

"I was told that it has a cam."

(Obviously doesn't have an aftermarket cam.)

I cannot count how many times I have heard that.

Yeah man, it has a cam and some real stout shift kit, cuz itlll catch rubber in second. I don't know what all is done to it but.............

[scootro]

Need to tie some kerosene rags around his ankles so the ants don’t eat his candy ass - Dale Earnhardt speaking of Mark Martin.


No, no, he didn’t slam you, he didn’t bump you, he didn’t nudge you… he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin’. – Harry Hogge, Days of Thunder

[Jimbo]

Make it three yards, motherfucker, and we'll have us an automobile race.

DAmmit, beat me to it.

THE DRIVER: "Clean machine."
HOT ROD DRIVER (Rudy Wurlitzer): "It's clean enough."
THE DRIVER: "Not bad for home grown."
HOT ROD DRIVER: "It's a little bit more than that, sonny."
THE DRIVER: "Say, you must have something real special here. Gee, mister, I'll bet it's pretty quick."
HOT ROD DRIVER: "You wanna find out?"
THE DRIVER: "Well, ordinarily I'd jump at the, uh, opportunity. But the thing is, I'm just not in the habit of seeing the Chevy work against a two-bit piece of junk."
HOT ROD DRIVER: "Let's make it fifty."
THE DRIVER: "Make it three yards, motherfucker, and we'll have an ourselves an automobile race."

THE MECHANIC: "You'd have yourself a real street sweeper here if you put a little work into it."
GTO: "I go fast enough."
THE DRIVER: "You can never go fast enough."

WOODERSON

Hey Benny you better have your wood screws.

BENNY

Fuck you.

WOODERSON

Cos I'm going to blow your doors completely off.

[jdgregory84]

"I was told that it has a cam."

(Obviously doesn't have an aftermarket cam.)

[racrguy]

Wait, hold up, hold up. Look at this snowman right here, man

Hector's too slow to make off with the money, man.
Fuck me for breaking my own rule.

[idrivea4banger]

How about good quotes? That automatically excludes every single line from any F&F movie.

Wait, hold up, hold up. Look at this snowman right here, man

[71chevellejohn]

How about good quotes? That automatically excludes every single line from any F&F movie.

The OP never said they had to be good!

[racrguy]

How about good quotes? That automatically excludes every single line from any F&F movie.