Prom tommorrow!

[Cooter]

all my buddies and I agreed to go stag... then they all pussied up... and the girl I really wanted to take already had a date. the chick I took had zero interest in me. I got drunk. I danced with/tried to mack on the home ec. teacher. it was pretty lame

[Tx Redneck]

Went to prom, lame as shit, left and tried to score with the gf, that didn't happen either, so I took her home and went to the bar to watch my brothers band. You have no idea the strange looks you get when you show up to a bar in an all white tux.

The mental image of your neanderthal self in a white tux is hilarious.

[bcoop]

Bunch of non closers in here. I fucked this chick so hard on prom night, my pelvic bone was bruised for a month.

[LS1Goat]

Our Prom was held at the Double Tree Hotel. It was OK, nothing special. After Prom party was at the Stars Practice Rink in Valley Ranch. Way too much alcohol with too many egos. Things got broken and people got in trouble, but it was memorable. My best friend at the time had his Prom date get drunk and sneak home with another guy. And I take great pleasure in reminding of that on occasion. The best part is I didn't wear a jimmy hat and managed to not knock up my date or get the clap. I guess Carlos Estevez would call that Bi-Winning

[racrguy]

Went to prom, lame as shit, left and tried to score with the gf, that didn't happen either, so I took her home and went to the bar to watch my brothers band. You have no idea the strange looks you get when you show up to a bar in an all white tux.

[SS Junk]

My GF (now my wife) and I took my dad's Corvette for the night.

Unbeknownst to him?

[mstng86]

My class was the first to use the Loews Anatole for prom (been quite a while). My GF (now my wife) and I took my dad's Corvette for the night. Keg party afterwards was great, and got home after the sun came up.

How well did the ole model t handle all the rocking?

[Vertnut]

My class was the first to use the Loews Anatole for prom (been quite a while). My GF (now my wife) and I took my dad's Corvette for the night. Keg party afterwards was great, and got home after the sun came up.

[VaderTT]

Went in a hummer limo with a fat chick and ended up banging her hot friend.

[sspstang]

I was drunk, danced, went to the after party, I drank some more. I got laid. Yeah I think that covers it.

[crapstang]

Well, all bets on that are off if he gets caught schtuffing her in the backseat of his car, and comes here looking for affirmation that the cops won't call their parents...

What back seat?
c4 in car cockblock

[Treasure Chest]

on that night henceforth he shall be known as "Cobraman!" instead of cobraboy.

Well, all bets on that are off if he gets caught schtuffing her in the backseat of his car, and comes here looking for affirmation that the cops won't call their parents...

[idrivea4banger]

on that night henceforth he shall be known as "Cobraman!" instead of cobraboy.

[Treasure Chest]

My prom: hated most of the pricks at my school. Showed up for pics and left shortly after to make use of the room we booked.

His prom: had a great time and made the local paperh. Then, went to the after party and had a blast.

Have fun and wrap your junk.

[Cobraman]

i went to jail.. it sucked.

Explain?