Prom tommorrow!

[Baron Von Crowder]

Apparently I won best dressed, but the party got moved to my house, so I bounced. They called my name, and nobody walked out.

I got drunk, passed out, and banged my buddy's date when I woke up the next morning.

[Cobraman]

General rule of thumb. Chicks that aren't too bright are usually down for ANYTHING in the bedroom.

Lol. Girl is smarter (on paper) than me. She is like number 17 out of 500 in the class. I'm only 70

[forbes]

is that the girl who sings the friday song?
just kidding, good looking couple

[racrguy]

I take that as a compliment. lol. Thanks racrguy.

General rule of thumb. Chicks that aren't too bright are usually down for ANYTHING in the bedroom.

[Cobraman]

I take that as a compliment. lol. Thanks racrguy.

[racrguy]

Shit, knee grow! She looks like she could be a lot of fun.

Well, given her current company, we know she's fun.
I'm just giving the kid shit, if I were his age I'd smash it like a wedding cake too.

[Snatch Napkin]

Daniel Radcliffe in female form? 1/10 wood not dew.

Shit, knee grow! She looks like she could be a lot of fun.

[racrguy]

Daniel Radcliffe in female form? 1/10 wood not dew.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Your girl wanna have a threesome? Me and Phil and your girl, you can chill in the other room and listen to the magic.

[Cobraman]

us at a banquet a couple weeks ago.

[racrguy]

The mental image of your neanderthal self in a white tux is hilarious.

Check the pictures I was tagged in on faceyspace. Some are there. I was DFWM ballin' before I knew about DFWM.

[GE]

Pics of date?

[Treasure Chest]

What back seat?
c4 in car cockblock

I didn't realize he'd downgraded to a flying wedge.

[Stephen]

didnt go to prom and didnt care to

[Shaggin Wagon]

Cobra, how much has your penis shrunk since buying the Vette? It may be a disappointing prom for your girl.....