Every person on craigslist is retarded

[Forever_frost]

That was...impressive that you didn't try to kill him.

[Mike]

Awesome!

I'll give you $35

[CJ]

man, I'm glad I didn't try to hustle you on the R-12...I would have be called about moving, being called Chuck, working for GE as project manager.

haha, I have a pretty high level of patience for jackasses, this guy just pushed my buttons for a few months.

[gonzoss]

man, I'm glad I didn't try to hustle you on the R-12...I would have be called about moving, being called Chuck, working for GE as project manager.

[Chili]

so what did you name the pup??

Lol, I replied and said "no thanks, too many pets already"

[Gizmo]

Got this offer on my Bronco when it was for sale, lulz:

so what did you name the pup??

[Chili]

Got this offer on my Bronco when it was for sale, lulz:

From: Ronnie <ron@yournewpuppy.com>
To: qbggj-3139035682@sale.craigslist.org
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2012 8:10 PM
Subject: Lifted 1990 Ford Bronco XLT 4x4 - $4700 (Euless)


Would you consider trade of english bulldog puppy akc, and 2500. Thanks

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/3139035682.html

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[Baron Von Crowder]

I've had some oddballs on my bike sale... nobody has money, but they do have a sob story.

[mstng86]

you could always pull a stunter bob and have the guy meet you in a town 30 miles away and then not show up

[VaderTT]

Tell him it's his, meet up and rob him.

[motoman]

I can't sell this thing to this kid, I'd shoot his dumbass.

Fixed

[Rick Modena]

Sounds like that kid JC316...

[MustangPoser]

jesus christ.

That kid really has the whiny bitch lowball method down

[CJ]

I can't sell this thing to this kid, I'd strangle his pencil neck.

[347Mike]

I had a guy offer me 2 years of personal trainer classes for a motorcycle I had once.....