Every person on craigslist is retarded

[BradM]

Can you get your wife to video the transaction? We need to see this yard in action. I'm still waiting for him to call you a trick.

*tard! Fucking autocorrect.

[Jimbo]

His next reply:

Billy Bob Thorton

6:22 PM (6 minutes ago)

to me
Yea I live in mesquite. Hows sat to pick up

lol, score. I don't know what any of the previous messages were about, but that "pick up" says he is buying it!

[Sean88gt]

I put my SVTF up and have been gettig calls from dealers and buying services.

[BradM]

How about when I almost went nuts. My brother heard me going off about some jerk police officer and that I was going to kill him. The cop gave me a free ride to jail to get him out. My brother was shocked, and wanted to take me to the asylum in restraints. What else can I say?

What do you do for a living?! Pro tard translator?

[jluv]

How well will your carpet fit in a double wide? I just need it to cover up the hole that the coons get in.

That's racist!

[TeeShock]

Yeah, I live in mesquite. How is next Saturday to pick up?


You can take a break don, I got this one covered.

I think he's preoccupied translating some elvish

[347Mike]

Yeah, I live in mesquite. How is next Saturday to pick up?


You can take a break don, I got this one covered.

[helosailor]

Stop watching that Lil Albert - Booty Pop video

Dammit! I just haaaad to look that up. What in the actual fuck?

[CJ]

His next reply:

Billy Bob Thorton

6:22 PM (6 minutes ago)

to me
Yea I live in mesquite. Hows sat to pick up

[DON SVO]

Work your magic!

How about when I almost went nuts. My brother heard me going off about some jerk police officer and that I was going to kill him. The cop gave me a free ride to jail to get him out. My brother was shocked, and wanted to take me to the asylum in restraints. What else can I say?

[CJ]

Stop watching that Lil Albert - Booty Pop video

Can't, copyright infringement.

[BradM]

I'm turning on "Tard Speak"...

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........ Y'all just completed a carpet transaction!!!

Work your magic!

How came about went nuts brother heard me rambling I was going kill the ass hole cop that gave me free ride to jail about brother hand cuff me off to the hospital to see the nut case people need I say more

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[DON SVO]

How well will your carpet fit in a double wide? I just need it to cover up the hole that the coons get in.

Stop watching that Lil Albert - Booty Pop video

[CJ]

How well will your carpet fit in a double wide? I just need it to cover up the hole that the coons get in.

[DON SVO]

"What's your gf/ wife look like and how would you rate her blow jobs on a scale of 1 to 10?"

herpes and aids.

Deal.

I'm turning on "Tard Speak"...

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........ Y'all just completed a carpet transaction!!!