Looks like Matts pension plan is on hold...

[Sean88gt]

You guys stop cluttering up the thread; I need the good officer to come in and explain the mechanics of pension accounting to me.

It's simple, if you pull over 100 people and beat the shit out of and heavily fine 9 individuals (while ticketing the other 91), you can state with certainty that you've increased the return on investment by 9% and can fund the pension.

[Gtracer]

I've done a bit of looking, and it is at the forefront of my short list of countries I'd consider relocating too. It would be pretty hard to get me out of DFW, because this area has so much to offer. But every once in awhile those beaches call to me.

LOL, once you get there and meet a couple more Americans mention this site and see how many people took the idea, sounds great to me and I have been looking for a nice country to retire to.

Hell, get in a position now to eliminate any debt and once all family is pretty much gone other than your current generation, LEAVE!! lol

[Sean88gt]

I've done a bit of looking, and it is at the forefront of my short list of countries I'd consider relocating too. It would be pretty hard to get me out of DFW, because this area has so much to offer. But every once in awhile those beaches call to me.

Trust me on this, when you get away and turn down all the noise that DFW has to offer you have time to think and slow down. Coming back has been quite a shock to the system, as have the hoards of shitty drivers.

[slow99]

You guys stop cluttering up the thread; I need the good officer to come in and explain the mechanics of pension accounting to me.

I wonder if that Napa is hiring? Maybe Jimmy can put in a good word for me.

hmmmmm I'm looking into that now. $15,000/yr cost of living. Good beaches. Don't have to learn another language. Nice lookin ladies.... thanks for the heads up!

So many choices so close (relatively) to the U.S.... I might have to scratch the phillipines of my list...

I've done a bit of looking, and it is at the forefront of my short list of countries I'd consider relocating too. It would be pretty hard to get me out of DFW, because this area has so much to offer. But every once in awhile those beaches call to me.

[Sean88gt]

Heck, Talk about simplistic, as long as I've got a hut on the beach I don't even need a/c or any of that. Just get me a charter boat and give tours and go fish, and have spendin money for a night of partyin' and enough room to take a lady back to and I'm set.

About where I am at.

[CJ]

Here are some pics of Belize, to give you an idea of what to expect. I have considered retiring there.

Here are some pics of the NICE areas of Belize.


Houses on the coast:

Police that sits in front of the President's house:

Well known drug dealer's place on the coast:

Your local NAPA for your mustang parts:

[sc281]

Cost of living is about 33% higher than where I live in East Texas, but I don't foresee paying for all the conveniences that we pay for now, so I would say 33% is a bit high.

Living conditions are considerably more simplistic than the average DFW (Garland, Oak Cliff, Greenville excluded). I've heard that St. Croix is the whiter side of the islands and the recent layoffs will have properties going for cheap. We will likely end up in St. Thomas where we have more friends.

Women are plentiful!!! There is a fresh batch with every cruise ship!

Heck, Talk about simplistic, as long as I've got a hut on the beach I don't even need a/c or any of that. Just get me a charter boat and give tours and go fish, and have spendin money for a night of partyin' and enough room to take a lady back to and I'm set.

[sc281]

Don't rule Belize out.

hmmmmm I'm looking into that now. $15,000/yr cost of living. Good beaches. Don't have to learn another language. Nice lookin ladies.... thanks for the heads up!

So many choices so close (relatively) to the U.S.... I might have to scratch the phillipines of my list...

Women are plentiful!!! There is a fresh batch with every cruise ship!

I like the way you roll, brother.

[Snatch Napkin]

I haven't researched the Virgin Islands much. Can you tell me about it? Cost of living, livng conditions, women ?

Cost of living is about 33% higher than where I live in East Texas, but I don't foresee paying for all the conveniences that we pay for now, so I would say 33% is a bit high.

Living conditions are considerably more simplistic than the average DFW (Garland, Oak Cliff, Greenville excluded). I've heard that St. Croix is the whiter side of the islands and the recent layoffs will have properties going for cheap. We will likely end up in St. Thomas where we have more friends.

Women are plentiful!!! There is a fresh batch with every cruise ship!

Belize is where to go, english speaking, still under the crown, and it's cheap as shit there. Only problem is it's also really poor there.

That's the poor peoples problem. I'm taking my DFWM Ballin' Out of Control Card with me.

[CJ]

Don't rule Belize out.

Belize is where to go, english speaking, still under the crown, and it's cheap as shit there. Only problem is it's also really poor there. Last time I was there the city was fairly reasonable, prices were cheap - but the culture is largely agrarian and people literally live in huts and shacks. On the coast the land is cheap. A half acre w/ house literally on the coast will run you about 250k. And your neighbor will be the President, he lives in a little 1800sq ft house right on the coast in a little neighborhood.

I haven't researched the Virgin Islands much. Can you tell me about it? Cost of living, livng conditions, women ?

Don't rule Belize out.