Broke down, went into a Massage Envy..

[Dlachance]

Went in for a 2-hour massage, and it was probably one of the best things that's happened in a while. It's like a science, more than just a back rub. No need to say more, I'll be getting a membership, and will probably come back to Texas during Christmas just to get one.

[racrguy]

Fag.

[LANTIRN]

Did it include a happy ending?

[Dlachance]

^fancy Nancy wasn't up for the challenge..

[BradM]

Maybe you'll get stationed in some Asian country.

[LANTIRN]

Maybe you'll get stationed in some Asian country.

I love Asia.....

[red95gts]

Prostate massage?

[f0ur sixer]

Went in for a 2-hour massage, and it was probably one of the best things that's happened in a while. It's like a science, more than just a back rub. No need to say more, I'll be getting a membership, and will probably come back to Texas during Christmas just to get one.

My girl is going to school for it. And in just the short time she has been going she's learned a lot. Much more than I ever thought there was to it, like you said. It's tough to not fall asleep.

[Dlachance]

^good deal! Yeah, i asked her a couple questions and she lost me after about 5 seconds. Never knew i had so many fuggin knots in my back.

Racrguy-- my mom made an appt. for me to go since I'm leaving next week. I was like hellll no.. Now, it will be at least a monthly thing

[bcoop]

There are Massage Envy locations all over the US, you don't have to come back to TX just for that. Go get a real massage some time. All the therapists at every Massage Envy I've ever been in sucked.

[racrguy]

^good deal! Yeah, i asked her a couple questions and she lost me after about 5 seconds. Never knew i had so many fuggin knots in my back.

Racrguy-- my mom made an appt. for me to go since I'm leaving next week. I was like hellll no.. Now, it will be at least a monthly thing

Make sure she packs you plenty of underwear!

[f0ur sixer]

There are Massage Envy locations all over the US, you don't have to come back to TX just for that. Go get a real massage some time. All the therapists at every Massage Envy I've ever been in sucked.

From what I understand most of them are entry level and still learning. You won't see many who are really good there because they know they're worth more than ME can pay. It's usually hit or miss so don't expect anything amazing. It's a "you get what you pay for" business.

[SEB]

I love getting massages, But I get the worst migraine headaches the next after I one

[BradM]

I love getting massages, But I get the worst migraine headaches the next after I one

Did you have one yesterday?

[bcoop]

From what I understand most of them are entry level and still learning. You won't see many who are really good there because they know they're worth more than ME can pay. It's usually hit or miss so don't expect anything amazing. It's a "you get what you pay for" business.

I'm well aware. My ex wife is a LMT. I haven't been able to find anyone worth a fuck since we divorced. So it's looking like I am going to continue to use her.