Are you offended

[Silverback]

I've only eye fucked one chick in my life, and she said it was very difficult getting all the man gravy out of her eye socket before she put her glass eye back in.

[Chili]

Because you know your car will never willingly run off with another man.

Cars don't have will, but can easily run off with another man!

[Nash B.]

I like it when people compliment or "oogle' my car, why wouldn't I feel the same about my woman?

Because you know your car will never willingly run off with another man.

[Chili]

As others have said, I am not offended as long as they are not being disrespectful about it or trying to hook-up.

I like it when people compliment or "oogle' my car, why wouldn't I feel the same about my woman?

[SSMAN]

No, only if offending comments are made

[jluv]

Watch out Elvis! He might give you a dirty look!

[DON SVO]

...if guys aren't checking your girl out, your girl isn't worth checking out.

[ELVIS]

What u going to kick my ass because your girl dresses like a slut, and wants the attention.

I look all I want I could care less what she thinks or her dude if he is with her.

--please insert the obligatory "we got a badass over here" pic--



god bless.

[01vnms4v]

What u going to kick my ass because your girl dresses like a slut, and wants the attention.

I look all I want I could care less what she thinks or her dude if he is with her.

And to answer your question I could care less, if they check out my girlfriend, wife, sex friend.

[SVT Lurch]

my wife's ass has it's own billboard.....white chick....black ass.... guys stare. i grin and nod when i catch them lookin. love that phat ass!!!!

I dated a girl like that in college. I was facing her when two guys walked behind her and literally did this:


I laughed so hard I started tearing up.

[bcoop]

Pretty much this, although I've never had to say or do anything. My ol' lady is completely oblivious to it, and if I'm around, I know they are checking her out, but they try not to get caught by me. And that's fine. I'll catch them anyway, but if they are at least trying to be sly, I don't mind. Heck, I do the exact same thing.

I don't even bother trying to hide it when I'm ogling your woman. Lmao. We figured out long ago that we have similar taste in chicks.

Never been a jealous guy. Been berated about it by the women I've been with, too. Psychos.

[ELVIS]

Pretty much this, although I've never had to say or do anything. My ol' lady is completely oblivious to it, and if I'm around, I know they are checking her out, but they try not to get caught by me. And that's fine. I'll catch them anyway, but if they are at least trying to be sly, I don't mind. Heck, I do the exact same thing.

how many times am i going to need to apologize for this?

god bless.

[Mike]

Hang his ass out to dry for a little bit!

Do this.

[71chevellejohn]

Hang his ass out to dry for a little bit!