Are you offended

[Big A]

Quit saying 'her'

Damn details. Fine, HE would always wear assless chaps when working at the Blue Oyster Bar, and had bigger pecs than mine, so it was a given that the boys would talk. Was great for tips, and got me really horny by closing time.

[bcoop]

Now, the real mind blower... He's using orange marmalade too, because grape jelly stains his tightly whities...

Pear preserves. Fresh out of the marmalade.

[Big A]

Sorry for the 99% chance that never happened. Why have you been such a sand vag homo as of late?

Not sure what you mean by "sand vag homo," though I did quit drinking a few months ago, so perhaps I'm a bit less tolerant of bullshit than I used to be.

Believe the story or not, I don't really care, it did happen.

[Silverback]

I'm.left.handed......


Seriously

Now, the real mind blower... He's using orange marmalade too, because grape jelly stains his tightly whities...

[71chevellejohn]

I think I need another whiskey.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeovTxMwrhY[/ame]

[Nash B.]

Quit saying 'her'

Boosh!

[bcoop]

You guys should mate.

Simmer down. You're progressing, but not quite there yet.

Wait til he tells you he's beating off with his left hand instead of his right

I'm not typing this with my hands. There's some food for thought.

[Mike]

Wait til he tells you he's beating off with his left hand instead of his right

I'm.left.handed......


Seriously

[BradM]

I sat at the bar one night, listening to a couple of guys next to me commenting to each other about the cute bartender's nice rack, ass, etc. Got the deer in headlights look when I smiled and thanked them for the "kind words" about my girlfriend, which was followed by profuse apologies, and an offer to buy the next round. I told them not to worry about it, I was drinking for free, and would be living out what they were just thinking a little later.

Sorry about the thread derail, that was totally on topic...

Quit saying 'her'

[idrivea4banger]

Mikoop

[Silverback]

It's getting a little creepy now.

Wait til he tells you he's beating off with his left hand instead of his right

[Nash B.]

You guys should mate.

[Mike]

I think I need another whiskey.

It's getting a little creepy now.

[idrivea4banger]

I need another whiskey.

Ftfy

[bcoop]

This guy is like a fucking mind reader.

I think I need another whiskey.