bad day at work tonight. I got shot twice!!!

[Baron Von Crowder]

No such thing as friendly fire. If you are shooting at me, you are no longer my friend.

[Chili]

No such thing as friendly fire. If you are shooting at me, you are no longer my friend.

Hence the quotes. I have heard that in a stand up routine I think.

[Kimmypie]

Glad you're ok, man!

[talisman]

Sorry for telling your stories Jimmy!

If Jimmy told it I bet it would be shorter.

[Baron Von Crowder]

If Jimmy told it I bet it would be shorter.

Bazinga.

[Forever_frost]

I'm glad you're okay. As far as not hearing the shots as loudly as you should, the body is an amazing thing. It was already explained how it happens but it's still rather neat. Fired a .45 in the house and it seemed quiet as well.

Get better man.

[hunt4m3x]

Maybe he shot a .22 and threw .45 casings with finger prints to set someone else up? Gotta CSI think through this.

Forgot one more.

http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

[Quadforce]

glad your ok I am sure your adrenaline was pumping is why it did not sound as loud. I know when I go hunting the gun is not near as loud when you have hair in the cross hairs of the scope

[Stephen]

that wasnt a graze man!

[GhostTX]

Glad you're ok.

At least you didn't defend yourself. Pizza Hut employment doesn't bode well after that.

https://www.google.com/search?q=pizza+hut+firings&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=htV&tbo=d&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&biw=1237&bih=891&sclient=psy-ab&q=pizza+hut+firing+defend&oq=pizza+hut+firing+defend&gs_l=serp.3...26064.27876.0.28131.8.8.0.0.0.0.89.478.8.8.0.les%3Bcrnk_cprob..0.0...1.1.11MVOxSb0ic&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=1dbdcbe0b4bbde2d&bpcl=39468505

[Treadhead]

I am 100% sure it was friendly. I THINK he was shot through the door, but am not 100% on that part. The way I recall the story they were clearing a house and Jimmy was coming through a door and the "friend" was on the other side and popped off a round as he was coming through..

Seems like it was a magic bullet and hit two of them too..

Yep.

Sorry for telling your stories Jimmy!

No worries.

If Jimmy told it I bet it would be shorter.

Okay, that was funny!

[Fern]

Sorry for telling your stories Jimmy!

If Jimmy told it I bet it would be shorter.

[GT Dan]

Time for a new job... or at least a new location... I think they have a Pizza Hut in Cleburne... damn man, glad youre ok...

[petyweestraw]

If its a Pizza Hut I saw it too but didn't know we had someone that worked there

Speedy recovery

App? Hope u get better soon. Why I say Fuck fast food , retail or gas stations as a job. Fucking getting robbed and or shot for shitty pay at a shitty job is not for me. Not downing what you do. Honest work is honest work ....... just not fir me.

[Zfan]

Get well soon, you are lucky! Buy a lottery ticket !