Bachelor party! VaderTT is getting married

[DON SVO]

Lol its all good. I still had fun.

You're the man, Jeff, it was a great night!

[Unicorn Jeff]

Jeff thanks again for dealing with all our shenanigans, especially while stone sober. I know you had to drive Phil a long ass way home + I know your girl was ready to go for the final 2 hours at least LOL. We probably all owe you a beer or 5....

Lol its all good. I still had fun.

[DON SVO]

I seen heer throw the money just not the slap part.

It was an entertaining evening.

[80coupe]

I seen heer throw the money just not the slap part.

[MattB]

Jeff thanks again for dealing with all our shenanigans, especially while stone sober. I know you had to drive Phil a long ass way home + I know your girl was ready to go for the final 2 hours at least LOL. We probably all owe you a beer or 5....

[MattB]

Oh must have missed that lol.

Don spread out 5 $1 bills trying to hand it to her, SHE slapped the $1s out of his hand, then Phil smacked her in the face as I was picking up the $1 bills trying to give them back to Don. Never saw the bitch again, and we were there another 2-3 hours!

[80coupe]

She didnt like it because phil slapped the fuck out of her. LOL

Oh must have missed that lol.

[Unicorn Jeff]

They also got a lap dance from a chick that didn't even worked there and Tried paying 5 bucks for it lol. Don't think she liked that to much.

She didnt like it because phil slapped the fuck out of her. LOL

[DON SVO]

I want to hear what happened to Don. Did a stripper take his wallet and hold it out of reach over his head and walk away?

Basically, these two single mothers are asking to give Phil a double dance. One turns to me and says, "do you have my $20 for the dance?" I say sure, and they proceed to grind all over Dragon Master for the length of some Rob Zombie song. The one who talked to me prior to the lap dance turns and says "$40". I said, "huh? I said I have your $20" and she replies with, "No, it was a double dance so it was $40" I asked "who's got the other $20?" and she says "You do. You said you had the dance." I was PISSED. Fucking scamming little bitches. Oh well. Fun times!

They also got a lap dance from a chick that didn't even worked there and Tried paying 5 bucks for it lol. Don't think she liked that to much.

I knocked down her asking price from $20 to $5 based on qualifiers that she did not meet and no she wasn't happy. I believe Phil had a 5-finger conversation with her about it.

[80coupe]

They also got a lap dance from a chick that didn't even worked there and Tried paying 5 bucks for it lol. Don't think she liked that to much.

I want to hear what happened to Don. Did a stripper take his wallet and hold it out of reach over his head and walk away?

[Unicorn Jeff]

That one stripper had no problem with us sticking our fingers inside her clam or ass.

I'll sum it up. Redneck heaven, strip club, beers, shots, scratch off lotto tickets, designated driver, talking shit to a drug dealer, slapping a whore, Chinese finger cuffs, revving up a lambo, making out w/strippers, anal virginity, don getting taken advantage of by a stripper, probably more.....

Goddamn it that sounds awesome.

[BradM]

I wanted to throw that thieving bitch off the balcony.

What happened? I had one shake me down for $350.00 at the end of the night one time.

[VaderTT]

Lol