Bachelor party! VaderTT is getting married

[Unicorn Jeff]

I didnt get home till 630 lol. Twas a good night. Even though I didnf drink.

[DON SVO]

I'll sum it up. Redneck heaven, strip club, beers, shots, scratch off lotto tickets, designated driver, talking shit to a drug dealer, slapping a whore, Chinese finger cuffs, revving up a lambo, making out w/strippers, anal virginity, don getting taken advantage of by a stripper, probably more.....

I wanted to throw that thieving bitch off the balcony.

[MattB]

Wharz stories?

I'll sum it up. Redneck heaven, strip club, beers, shots, scratch off lotto tickets, designated driver, talking shit to a drug dealer, slapping a whore, Chinese finger cuffs, revving up a lambo, making out w/strippers, anal virginity, don getting taken advantage of by a stripper, probably more.....

[BradM]

How many gummy worms did y'all fit in his butt? Can we guess an amount for a prize?

Wharz stories?

[MattB]

^ Thanks again for driving us home Jeff!!

[Unicorn Jeff]

Only an hour and a half after the bar closes? Pussies.

Strip joint. But yes Phil did slap a bitch, and she wasn't even a stripper.

[Nash B.]

Trader's Village doesn't count, asshole!

[idrivea4banger]

Go defend that $19.99 pile of shit Dark Knight Rises DVD I bought in the movies forum and shut your hole.

I paid$17 for it.

[Nash B.]

Go defend that $19.99 pile of shit Dark Knight Rises DVD I bought in the movies forum and shut your hole.

[idrivea4banger]

[Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen] How wude!!![Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen]

[Nash B.]

That or it's a subconscious racial stereotype. But it's OK, I'm not racist, I have Hispanic Facebook friends.

[idrivea4banger]

I thought your name was Carlos. Faggot.

That's Talisman's pet name for me.

[Nash B.]

Just like Mayfield.

I thought your name was Carlos. Faggot.

[80coupe]

Good thing I went home when I did then lol