I have a problem

[Snatch Napkin]

I just descirbed my daily routine, is that bad?

I don't see how it could be.

You're providing them with aluminum to recycle so they might be able to feed themselves. You're a fucking humanitarian!!

Anytime you see me with a Dr. Pepper 10 bottle, just know that it's 50/50 with Jaeger.

[SMKR]

What's your definition of buzz?

I would be bloated, have to piss, and pissed off that I just wasted my money on cheap beer with no effect.

X2

[Big A]

In seriousness, if you "must" drink, the best way to keep the effect on your bodyfat minimal is to drink shots of your favorite clear liquor, and pound water all evening.

If you're truly concerned about your health though, and are trying to justify your drinking, you just might be working your way towards alcoholism.

[TexasT]

There's always the ickiest of the stickiest but then comes the munchies so it might not help depending on your self control.

Everclear is good for a watermelon, surely you can drink it straight.

[Snatch Napkin]

I actually lose weight with pot, but I developed a serious bit of will power over the munchies many, many years ago. It's illegal, so alcohol generally gets the nod.

I know I've put on at least 25 pounds from all this damn drinking though.

[BradM]

Enemas.

[SMKR]

2 x 4lokos

[bucky]

any clear liquors on the rocks or with a very small splash of diet tonic water. No cokes,red bulls, juice and other sugary crap. Beer wont cut it even the ultra stuff cause your probably pounding 8-12 a night just to buzz.

Really though your fighting a losing battle the older you get. As your metabolism slows and your liver breaks down that weight is going to find its way on your face and midsection.

[Cobraman]

You will also be the first guy to pass out and have someone piss on you at a party lol.

ehh. Im 220lbs. Im the last to pass out.

[Venom]

4 loco(qty2)

[BradM]

ehh. Im 220lbs. Im the last to pass out.

lol

[majorownage]

i really like drinking nightly. But i hate the extra weight it is putting on me. Is there something i can drink, that will get me f-ed up, but without the side effect of added weight gain like beer, liquor give? This is such a dilemma

Try dmt instead.

No more problems because you'll be wondering wtf happened to you for the next lifetime.

Lsd is better for treating alcoholism. Before it was made illegal, it was boasting up to 70% abstinence rates even years later with one session. The founder of AA said it was the best way to cure alcoholism.

[Kimmypie]

Lsd is better for treating alcoholism. Before it was made illegal, it was boasting up to 70% abstinence rates even years later with one session. The founder of AA said it was the best way to cure alcoholism.

It's also a fun way to kill a few hours. Or used to be about 20 years ago. Damn I miss being a dumb ass kid sometimes!

[majorownage]

It's also a fun way to kill a few hours. Or used to be about 20 years ago. Damn I miss being a dumb ass kid sometimes!

Few hours? LOL, ok.

[lowthreeohz]

Few hours? LOL, ok.

What, you think It lasts for days?