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  • #16
    I heard bcoop looks at that site daily to see if there are any women worth bailing out.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by BradM View Post
      I heard bcoop looks at that site daily to see if there are any women worth bailing out.
      Every once in awhile you run across one that just "got caught up" with traffic violations...but other than that....not even a combination of beer and drugs will make these women look good...
      Originally posted by Sean88gt
      You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
      You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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      • #18
        For some reason I was thinking you were talking about the "super size me" guy...

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        • #19
          Originally posted by STANGGT40 View Post
          For some reason I was thinking you were talking about the "super size me" guy...
          never saw that one though I did watch "super high me" which was pretty interesting.

          30days of straight weed smoking and Dr. testing and then 30 days clean with the same test...
          Originally posted by Sean88gt
          You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
          Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
          You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
            never saw that one though I did watch "super high me" which was pretty interesting.

            30days of straight weed smoking and Dr. testing and then 30 days clean with the same test...
            You got the order backwards.. It was 30 days clean, then 30 days high.

            It's on Netflix streaming right now, for those interested.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Chili View Post
              You got the order backwards.. It was 30 days clean, then 30 days high.

              It's on Netflix streaming right now, for those interested.
              Just remember, once you start smoking weed you turn gay.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by BMCSean View Post
                Just remember, once you start smoking weed you turn gay.
                personal experience....wait, nevermind I dont want to know
                Originally posted by Sean88gt
                You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Chili View Post
                  You got the order backwards.. It was 30 days clean, then 30 days high.

                  It's on Netflix streaming right now, for those interested.
                  Either way I now know that I have higher psychic abilities as well as higher sperm count while smoking weed


                  actually, the psychic part is not confirmed, though he did do better on the test high rather than sober.
                  Originally posted by Sean88gt
                  You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                  Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                  You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                  • #24
                    Poor Craig. Suck just ONE cock and no one will ever let you forget.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                      A seat belt fine is almost as much....$150 for driver and $104 for pass front or back

                      It's a $60 ticket in Detroit for no seatbelt. They even advertise the cost on the radio, billboards, etc. You know how there's a shitload of DWI campaigns in DFW? Multiply that x5 or 10, and that's how much advertising they do about no seatbelt in Detroit. Look-around if you're ever in Detroit, nobody wears their seatbelt!

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by MattB View Post
                        It's a $60 ticket in Detroit for no seatbelt. They even advertise the cost on the radio, billboards, etc. You know how there's a shitload of DWI campaigns in DFW? Multiply that x5 or 10, and that's how much advertising they do about no seatbelt in Detroit. Look-around if you're ever in Detroit, nobody wears their seatbelt!
                        Well, around here, the LEO will walk out into the street and direct you over to a nice parking lot to receive your citation...even if your vehicle is moving

                        Or the officer that is waiting at the light get out and walk down the row a cars behind him looking at stickers/belts and writing fines right then and there...of course, they ask you to pull over into a nice parking lot to recieve your citation...
                        Originally posted by Sean88gt
                        You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                        Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                        You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                          Well, around here, the LEO will walk out into the street and direct you over to a nice parking lot to receive your citation...even if your vehicle is moving

                          Or the officer that is waiting at the light get out and walk down the row a cars behind him looking at stickers/belts and writing fines right then and there...of course, they ask you to pull over into a nice parking lot to recieve your citation...
                          That's fucking bullshit.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by racrguy View Post
                            That's fucking bullshit.
                            dont drive through Irving

                            <---lived here for 27years....have seen it all
                            Originally posted by Sean88gt
                            You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                            Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                            You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                              dont drive through Irving

                              <---lived here for 27years....have seen it all
                              So, let's say there's a cop standing on the side of the road, I think it is reasonable for a person to not notice the cop telling said person to pull into a parking lot.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                                Well, around here, the LEO will walk out into the street and direct you over to a nice parking lot to receive your citation...even if your vehicle is moving

                                Or the officer that is waiting at the light get out and walk down the row a cars behind him looking at stickers/belts and writing fines right then and there...of course, they ask you to pull over into a nice parking lot to recieve your citation...
                                I had a cop on a motorcycle do that to me on I-35 @ Manana before. He walks out into the left lane and waves me down. I pull over and this black BMW pull over behind me, he tells me he was waving the BMW down, I could go. I was relieved but at the same time was like, what a fucking idiot to step out on a highway to wave people down to write tickets.

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