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[talisman]

Nice prison tats. I wonder if he knows Christina Garcia?

[1carcrazyguy]

That's it! He is showing her how to pokey!

[MattB]

A Chevy truck on Ebay that Donald Sterling probably wouldn't bid on:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2-door-Chevy-Silverado-tan-white-with-mb-rims-tires-runs-and-looks-good-/131167799094?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&forcerrptr=true&hash=item1e8a35c736&item=131167799094&nma=true&si=chEFYqg5qAfuqnd9VKHHSjBtU3g%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

[homealone]

A Chevy truck on Ebay that Donald Sterling probably wouldn't bid on:

Doesn't look like he has done much since it went through the auction in 07.

http://www.auctionflex.com/showlot.ap?co=1&weid=2805&weiid=1114415&mindate=19900101&maxdate=20501231&lso=lotnumasc&pagenum=4&lang=En

[CyaNide]

A Chevy truck on Ebay that Donald Sterling probably wouldn't bid on:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2-door-Chevy...p2047675.l2557

Do you think having selfie pictures will help him sell that truck? It highly discourages this guy, not that I would buy that pos.

CN

[petyweestraw]

A Chevy truck on Ebay that Donald Sterling probably wouldn't bid on:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2-door-Chevy...p2047675.l2557

Is that Mike Epps?

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[Forever_frost]

I have a really RARE 76 Mustang Cobra II for sale. Bought it off the original owner. It has the original V6, manual transmission in it with just over 44k miles. I know what your thinking, Cobra? V6? Yes, this car was manufactured during the Arab Oil Embargo, where the US was "trying" to make more fuel efficient cars. So this model came as a 302 V8, V6 and even an Inline 4!

I know for a fact this car has the accurate mileage because when I picked it up off the original owner, it hasn't been registered and had been sitting and started up every now and then since 1982!
Now it is registered and inspected.
This bad boy is pretty quick and loud!!
Heater still works great, and puts out a bit of "cool" air.
NO RUST!!!
Car has a few dings here and there but nothing major. Original paint.

The car has a new gas tank, fairly new dual glass pack exhaust, new water pump, new radiator, new Autoline carburetor, new thermostat, new belts, new fluids, new power steering and gas lines, etc.

Future things too look at getting done:
-Vinyl stripes redone
-Little rip along seem in drivers seat.
-Radio
-Minor dent repair

To my knowledge that's about it. You are more than welcome to take it to a mechanic to have it looked at.

I have the original set of factory wheels and wheel trims.
Like I said I love the car, and am in no rush to sell it. I drive it daily.
Again this is a RARE find! LOW MILES and a straight body! Its all there!
I will be doing work to this car as this ad sits so the longer you wait, the less negotiable I will be.

Asking $10,000 Or Best Offer. CASH!
Considering some trades, for other classic cars or a VW Bus 71 or older.
NO LOW BALLERS OR SPAMMERS!!
I do not need any help selling this car. Would much rather it go to someone who appreciates what a true treasure this car is and knows what a find is in front of them.

Let me know what kind of numbers you are thinking and maybe we can work something out. Need the money to work on more projects in the future!

Thanks for looking,
Have a great day!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/4458109168.html

[Baron Von Crowder]

I had a dude get mad at me for questioning his price on a part, and sent a complaint to my corporate office, since I replied on the company email.

[Fourx4Brad]

rat-tickle,ratrod (joshua)

This creampuff can be ALL yours for only Totaling $3525.**

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4465741963.html

rat-tickle,ratrod (joshua)







condition: like new

1957 buicrolett odometer: 000000000 VIN: 0000000000000001 automatic transmission title : clean
Year???hum,its ah 57buick nailhead,and drivetrain,and frame.the body is a 58,59,Chevrolet,pu body,and without blueprints,i think it went togather rather well.its a fun tire spinner.YOU can own this babe magnet due for only, three small installments of 1175.** , due when you arrive to pick it up, ballance due before you leave. Totaling $3525.**

[talisman]

The only way that guy is ever going to get rid of that pile of shit is if he buries it somewhere.

[crapstang]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/4459912687.html

Cheap piece of shit car - $1200 (Fort Worth )

I have a 2001 Kia Sophia........it's a piece of crap but if your looking for a gas saver to get you from point a to point b this is it..........it's my daughters 1st car......now she is getting a new one and I need to get rid of this one.....the ac dose not blow cold air, the heater dose work,tires are ok has brand new fuel pump, timing belt, mirror on passengers side hanging off has bumps,bruises and scratches all over needs new paint job interior not in best condition but workable, shakes when you drive to slow not sure what problem is someone said might need really good tune up I have no idea what it needs but not gonna fix since getting a new car will not invest anymore money in this one.......this car probably has more issues just can't think of them right now because I don't drive this car.......we are asking $1200.00 or best offer......hell who knows our trash might be your treasure.........call or text me if your interested.......Julie show contact info thanks
............Oh yeah stickers on car are out.........


Classy bunch I bet!

[crapstang]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/4459912687.html

Cheap piece of shit car - $1200 (Fort Worth )

I have a 2001 Kia Sophia........it's a piece of crap but if your looking for a gas saver to get you from point a to point b this is it..........it's my daughters 1st car......now she is getting a new one and I need to get rid of this one.....the ac dose not blow cold air, the heater dose work,tires are ok has brand new fuel pump, timing belt, mirror on passengers side hanging off has bumps,bruises and scratches all over needs new paint job interior not in best condition but workable, shakes when you drive to slow not sure what problem is someone said might need really good tune up I have no idea what it needs but not gonna fix since getting a new car will not invest anymore money in this one.......this car probably has more issues just can't think of them right now because I don't drive this car.......we are asking $1200.00 or best offer......hell who knows our trash might be your treasure.........call or text me if your interested.......Julie show contact info thanks
............Oh yeah stickers on car are out.........


Classy bunch I bet!

[cool cat]

OLMOST NEW BIGG WHEELS TWO RIM 22'' AND TIRES 265/35R22 102H M+S - $450 (wylie-plano-garland)

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/pts/4432431811.html

Yep that's Garland speak.

[homealone]

OLMOST NEW BIGG WHEELS TWO RIM 22'' AND TIRES 265/35R22 102H M+S - $450 (wylie-plano-garland)

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/pts/4432431811.html

Yep that's Garland speak.

Silly white people.



Are you looking for 22's for the Cougar?

<---- has plasma, will cut fenders wells.

[talisman]

The actual CL ad has been deleted, but hooooly shit:

http://jalopnik.com/this-craigslist-corvette-is-a-tragic-monster-1577049799?utm_campaign=socialflow_jalopnik_facebook&utm_source=jalopnik_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow