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  • talisman
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    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
    Kindly take that chip off your shoulder, and calm the fuck down.

    Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly fucking calm!!!!!!

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  • Baron Von Crowder
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    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    Now it's my job to read your mind and determine all the missing details from every post you make? You fuck off, asshole!
    Kindly take that chip off your shoulder, and calm the fuck down.

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  • BP
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    Originally posted by redrocket5.0 View Post
    Yes!!! ^^^^ Exactly
    It's a 46 ford with and 88 chevy 350 and a 79 Camaro trans, Oldsmobile rear end and a dodge driveshaft. I need a set of rear brake shoes for it.
    It was really fun trying to find a u-joint for a 95 Camaro with a 9" and a powerglide.

    What engine? Oh it's from a 2002 Escalade.

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  • talisman
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    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
    What, because you assumed that I didnt I'm the asshole? Fuck off.

    Now it's my job to read your mind and determine all the missing details from every post you make? You fuck off, asshole!

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  • Baron Von Crowder
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    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    Well you didn't say that, did you, dickcheese?
    What, because you assumed that I didnt I'm the asshole? Fuck off.

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  • FATHERFORD
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    Originally posted by redrocket5.0 View Post
    Yes!!! ^^^^ Exactly
    It's a 46 ford with and 88 chevy 350 and a 79 Camaro trans, Oldsmobile rear end and a dodge driveshaft. I need a set of rear brake shoes for it.
    Me:"I need a XXX" 6 rib belt."
    Employee:"What vehicle does it go on?"
    Me:"Not sure, it's a blower setup for my F-150."
    Employee:"What year?"
    Me:"04 New Body style."
    Employee:"Those aren't listed to have blowers on them, you mean the heritage model? You must have a lightning!"
    Me:"No it's an aftermarket blower with a custom pulley, I need a XXX" 6rib belt."
    Employee:"Well the computer says you need a XX" belt."

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  • talisman
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    Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
    I always ask for the part that the car came off of. It makes everything easier when I tell people I need plug wires for a 1997 Kia Sephia 1.8L DOHC motor instead of regaling them with the tale of how I built the car. Sometimes they ask (when they see the Festiva outside) if it's been motor swapped, but those are few and far between.

    Get out of here with that common sense. Don't you know that everyone in the world wants to hear your cars life story, while 8 people wait behind you to be helped?

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  • DON SVO
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    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    Oh, you're one of those dickheads, huh? There's nothing I loved more than dealing with customers that would make me ask them 500 questions because they were just too awesome to tell me what the hell their cobbled together pile of shit needed.
    Originally posted by redrocket5.0 View Post
    Yes!!! ^^^^ Exactly
    It's a 46 ford with and 88 chevy 350 and a 79 Camaro trans, Oldsmobile rear end and a dodge driveshaft. I need a set of rear brake shoes for it.
    I always ask for the part that the car came off of. It makes everything easier when I tell people I need plug wires for a 1997 Kia Sephia 1.8L DOHC motor instead of regaling them with the tale of how I built the car. Sometimes they ask (when they see the Festiva outside) if it's been motor swapped, but those are few and far between.

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  • talisman
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    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
    that was usually after I walked in and asked for a specific part number, douche.


    Well you didn't say that, did you, dickcheese?

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  • redrocket5.0
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    Yes!!! ^^^^ Exactly
    It's a 46 ford with and 88 chevy 350 and a 79 Camaro trans, Oldsmobile rear end and a dodge driveshaft. I need a set of rear brake shoes for it.

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  • Baron Von Crowder
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    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    Oh, you're one of those dickheads, huh? There's nothing I loved more than dealing with customers that would make me ask them 500 questions because they were just too awesome to tell me what the hell their cobbled together pile of shit needed.
    that was usually after I walked in and asked for a specific part number, douche.

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  • 46Tbird
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    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    Oh, you're one of those dickheads, huh? There's nothing I loved more than dealing with customers that would make me ask them 500 questions because they were just too awesome to tell me what the hell their cobbled together pile of shit needed.
    lmfao

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  • talisman
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    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
    I used to get a kick out of parts guys buying parts for my brother's car.

    What year make model?
    87 Mustang GT
    what engine
    5.8l.
    blank stare

    Oh, you're one of those dickheads, huh? There's nothing I loved more than dealing with customers that would make me ask them 500 questions because they were just too awesome to tell me what the hell their cobbled together pile of shit needed.

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  • Baron Von Crowder
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    I used to get a kick out of parts guys buying parts for my brother's car.

    What year make model?
    87 Mustang GT
    what engine
    5.8l.
    blank stare

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  • talisman
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    Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
    Well, the car you showed is not representative of a Fury for a number of reasons besides the red paint. It doesn't have the godawful 'cocoa' brown interior, or the gold Sportone trim, hubcaps, and grille of a Fury. And no holes in the Sportone where the Fury badges would have gone. What you can't see is if the car has the Fury-standard 318ci LA poly with dual quads (FLP8 engine stamping), or the optional Golden Commando dual quad 350 B (FLP350). No indication if it has heavy duty suspension and 12" drums.

    The car does at least have dual mirrors, front and rear bumper wings, and the appropriate fender mouldings that came standard on the '58 Fury. Of course these items were optional for a Belvedere or even Savoy, as was the V-800 dual quad GC350.


    Except... that... is... the entire point of the thread.


    What the hell do you and your '57 Chevy know anyway?

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