soooo...soap is banned

[idrivea4banger]

Depends.... did you finish?

Well she did ask for special sauce.

[chronical]

So none of you would let a cow suck your dick?

I've woke up next to a heifer or two

[Mike]

I am willing to bet plenty of members have been sucked off by cows.. Just not in the literal sense. lol

Valid point.

[dsrtuckteezy]

Ok, we have two new rules. No posting in the Friday thread before Friday, and no cow sucking dick vids. I vote yay

[War Machine]

So none of you would let a cow suck your dick?

ahhh, the aol chatroom days. Me and my buddy used to see how many girls we could bang from the chatrooms. We could rack up 15-20 a month on average. Now, 95% of these you wouldnt want to bring into public. Some were so big when they walked into my house the floors made noise (seriously, not joking) but there were some that were unbelievable. Most of the hot easy ones were broads who were too poor to have a camera to upload pics to the internet. I have so many stories.

[2011GT]

90% of the guys in this board have fucked cows.... Just not four legged ones.

[Chili]

I have so many stories.

Hopefully you don't have "so many" diseases to go along with those.

[2011GT]

Hopefully you don't have "so many" diseases to go along with those.

Isn't he the guy that started the Dallas Buyers Club?

[crapstang]

I am willing to bet plenty of members have been sucked off by cows.. Just not in the literal sense. lol

90% of the guys in this board have fucked cows.... Just not four legged ones.

Barely missed it.

[2011GT]

Barely missed it.

I blame my DSL

[Mysticcobrakilla]

Would you, could you, with a goat?

Could you, would you, on a boat?

[War Machine]

Hopefully you don't have "so many" diseases to go along with those.

Well, Ive never been tested. Kinda lived by the motto that if you dont know you have something, then you dont have it.


Dude, Ive fucked hookers without condoms. Not hooker, but hookers. Too many times I have been at strip club and screwed strippers without condoms. Just keep offering til they agree


Ive posted this before, Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

[War Machine]

I used to go to Oklahoma on the weekends, bang a broad, try and knock her up, and use a fake name. No telling how many buzzos running around up there

[jw33]

So none of you would let a cow suck your dick?

That's not the fucking point!

[John -- '02 HAWK]

Isn't the basic premise of this board to express yourself no matter how offensive, repulsive (in soap's case), or ignorant you'd like to be

No its not the premise. otherwise the name would be dfwogrish or dfw4chan