You ever make a poopie that hurt so bad..

[helosailor]

Actually, I take that back, tears were flowing, but the vacuum pulled was so great that is sucked the tears back into the ducts. I went from looking like Quaid on Mars, to fairly composed in about 18"

[Sean88gt]

I was crying up there.

Actually, I take that back, tears were flowing, but the vacuum pulled was so great that is sucked the tears back into the ducts. I went from looking like Quaid on Mars, to fairly composed in about 18"

[Baron Von Crowder]

Truth.

[Sean88gt]

I'm crying over here

I was crying up there.

[helosailor]

My anoos hangs open like mouth of tired dog.

[Cooter]

The worst I had was when I first moved back to Colorado. The dry climate literally sucks the water out of you. To top that, I was eating almonds like they were getting outlawed and was left with a jagged dry slump of asscrete that I battled for over an hour. When I was done, it was clear of me and was wearing a red hat and I felt like I did an hour long set of heavy squats.

I'm crying over here

[Baron Von Crowder]

I've never been constipated a day of my life.

[UserX]

Let me let you guys in on a little secret, this tea works bad ass. All natural, works like clockwork. You can buy it from Asian grocers. Overnight relief guaranteed!

[kingjason]

Cascara Sagrada, or as I like to call it, " Never trust a fart". I have been doing low carb for years and have been clogged up a few times. Keeps from being jammed up and shitting so hard you get nauseated.

[Sean88gt]

The worst I had was when I first moved back to Colorado. The dry climate literally sucks the water out of you. To top that, I was eating almonds like they were getting outlawed and was left with a jagged dry slump of asscrete that I battled for over an hour. When I was done, it was clear of me and was wearing a red hat and I felt like I did an hour long set of heavy squats.

[helosailor]

Those are two separate statements, dude.

Not necessarily. Maybe it took all of that for him to be able to watch it.

[War Machine]

Everytime I eat chipotle the toilet looks like I butchered a small animal

[YALE]

Week of pizza followed by Chipotle with triple hot sauce cleaned me right up watched a episode of fast and loud

Those are two separate statements, dude.

[TeeShock]

i took a shit after about 2 weeks of being constipated from being on pain pills because an old man ran me over in his truck that was so bad it required surgery to put my asshole back together. A 71 year old man ruined my asshole.

Your ass was the only injury sustained after being ran over? Was it like a face lift for your ass?

[Chili]

Unless its January and you're at NTC...

Haha.. I only went to NTC once, and it was in August. The heat helps it out I guess.