You ever make a poopie that hurt so bad..

[ceyko]

i took a shit after about 2 weeks of being constipated from being on pain pills because an old man ran me over in his truck that was so bad it required surgery to put my asshole back together. A 71 year old man ruined my asshole.

/end thread if true

If a dump requires surgery to reassemble a butthole, it likely won't be topped.

[jammeejamm]

i stopped taking pain pills of any kind after the first time they were prescribed due to this exact reason.

i thought the injuries hurt. the constipation and pain from constipation were too much to handle on top of the injuries.

just dealt with it from then on.

[orphan Shelby]

Got two dogs on meds that havent shit for three days. I think they will be able to relate when its time.

[BlackGT]

Only when they have 4 eyes... Otherwise I don't have any issues.

[lincolnboy]

i took a shit after about 2 weeks of being constipated from being on pain pills because an old man ran me over in his truck that was so bad it required surgery to put my asshole back together. A 71 year old man ruined my asshole.

Pain pills hurted me two. Atleast i didnt have it that bad to have surgery but it was bad.

[01vnms4v]

Nothing you say surprises me anymore. Fuck you're one weird dude.

Well his avatar says it all... lol

[jasone]

i took a shit after about 2 weeks of being constipated from being on pain pills because an old man ran me over in his truck that was so bad it required surgery to put my asshole back together. A 71 year old man ruined my asshole.

[turboford]

Yup, I've gotten raped by my own cows a few times.

Nothing you say surprises me anymore. Fuck you're one weird dude.

[soap]

Yup, I've gotten raped by my own shit a few times.

[SS Junk]

Thrombosed Hemorrhoids are in your future.

[4EyedTurd]

You know how you're whole body tenses up when you're in the motion to vomit, think of that feeling while taking a shit. Follow that feeling with horrendous shitting pain sprinkled with cold sweats. 45 minutes worth of that will scar me into not eating at the cafeteria at work for a long time.