Neighbor parking issues.

[Captain Crawfish]

You need a brodozer to park on top of his brodozer, pm white88.

If I had something heavy like a travel trailer or car hauler trlr yeah. Just to drive around and try to out bro everybody else isn't worth my time. After you drive a real bro Dozer for 20000 plus hrs you will not like the sound of a diesel.

[Big A]

Hmmm, the passive-aggressive approach, I don't see this ending well.

[Captain Crawfish]

I got me a new spot to park in! Magically all tires are on the street now exactly in front of their house. I got lots of room in the driveway but I like parking in the street

[samuel642000]

Step #1 in every prank (revenge or otherwise) should always be "don't go to jail."

I was just mowing, I really feel bad about what happened to his truck...

[Forever_frost]

If it isn't private property why does everyone mow it? Serious question.

I don't cut mine. Once a year, the county comes by with a batwing mower and knocks it down.

[BMCSean]

You need a brodozer to park on top of his brodozer, pm white88.

[YALE]

While is truck is still there go to Home Depot and buy a bag of pea gravel. Spread it out on top of the grass by brodozer, then weed eat/mow aiming the rocks at his truck. Done deal.

Step #1 in every prank (revenge or otherwise) should always be "don't go to jail."

[s1lv3r]

Also, if someone parks in front if your house and isn't blocking access to the walk up to your house, or your driveway, or your mailbox, then there's really nothing that can be done.

This is the truth. I went through something similar to this at my other house. The only thing the cop could do was site them for parking facing the opposite direction of the flow of traffic which he did. They then parked correctly (facing the direction of traffic) but still in front of our house.

[samuel642000]

While is truck is still there go to Home Depot and buy a bag of pea gravel. Spread it out on top of the grass by brodozer, then weed eat/mow aiming the rocks at his truck. Done deal.

[Ruffdaddy]

I think you give the neighbor a chance to correct first, then go to HOA if he ignores it. Which he obviously has.


Too many people run to the HOA first, because they're scared to grow a pair and have a nice conversation with a neighbor they don't know. This is a huge contributing factor to overbearing HOAs.

HOAs give them a warning a first time anyways, and set the precedence sooner. I typically go to someone first, but dont believe at all that it should be the norm if there's already an established rule.

The asshole is already being inconsiderate... I'm not going out of my way to play nice guy when someone else is already being a dick.

[Fourx4Brad]

Phuck this

Bro Dozer all up in the grass this am.

Search craigslist.
Buy fire hydrant.
Place fire hydrant in front yard next to rut.

Enjoy tasty beverages.
Call local PD.

Kickback and watch brodozer squirm when PD arrives with tickets.
After PD leaves move hydrant to backyard for dogs recreation.



Step 1 - Done!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/search/sss?sort=rel&query=hydrant

[bcoop]

Always get the hoa involved...thats what you pay them for.

I think you give the neighbor a chance to correct first, then go to HOA if he ignores it. Which he obviously has.


Too many people run to the HOA first, because they're scared to grow a pair and have a nice conversation with a neighbor they don't know. This is a huge contributing factor to overbearing HOAs.

[Ruffdaddy]

Bro Dozer all up in the grass this am. I asked him last wknd please don't drive on grass. Have not fixed the rut yet been busy but if I fix it and he's up on there again it's hoa time. Im a good guy very easy to get along with. Really don't wanna mess with hoa shit if I don't have to

Always get the hoa involved...thats what you pay them for.

[The King]

Bro Dozer all up in the grass this am. I asked him last wknd please don't drive on grass. Have not fixed the rut yet been busy but if I fix it and he's up on there again it's hoa time. Im a good guy very easy to get along with. Really don't wanna mess with hoa shit if I don't have to

You could invoke that 10 to 1 rule, if you're a bona fide fisk taker.

[mustang_revival]

if i hear the word easement again..