Harvey --

[Big Dad]

Dumbass

[1carcrazyguy]

I think we all knew this was coming......

https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-husband-charged-murder-missing-012918310.html

Ex husband charged after Houston area realtors body is found.

[scootro]

It's just the "stupid" tax.

that's called 100% profit

[svauto-erotic855]

Are you bringing your high school students home? Seems like a trend with school teachers these days.

I am not a school teacher. They are both students at TCU I think.

[Nate]

I literly do keep dog bones in my pocket. I am also fucking wasted at the moment and I am about to fuck 2 girls who even when I add both of their ages together I am still older then them. Playing on my phone while they are getting cleaned up.

...no....

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It's just the "stupid" tax.

[1carcrazyguy]

2 girls who even when I add both of their ages together I am still older.

Are you bringing your high school students home? Seems like a trend with school teachers these days.

[svauto-erotic855]

I could never be SVO. He's got dog treats in his pockets for christ sakes.

I literly do keep dog bones in my pocket. I am also fucking wasted at the moment and I am about to fuck 2 girls who even when I add both of their ages together I am still older then them. Playing on my phone while they are getting cleaned up.

[DieselSmoke]

I'm in the Texas Air National Guard, we have 4 other C-130 units that have joined us and more are coming. I've been told we'll be running 24hr ops for a month.

[Trip McNeely]

Prius drives through flooded Houston interstate I-45

Looks like the North Main or Crosstimbers overpass.

[scootro]

Prius drives through flooded Houston interstate I-45

[kingjason]

Like you guys don't have enough to do and now you have to police the morons at the gas stations, jeeezus!

I was pulling into the krogers to get some food and these clowns had both entrances to the parking lot blocked, so I try and go around and some bitch starts running her head about not cutting in line, I told that bitch, "I'm going to to Krogers to get food, mind your fucking business cunt!"
She looked at her man, but he knew better than to fuck with a fat boy thats hOngrey...

In my sleepy little town they were wearing us out. One guy pulled up with a water drum and started filling it with gas on the back of his suburban.

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[Baba Ganoush]

^^^^^
We got us a e-badass here of svo-like proportions

I could never be SVO. He's got dog treats in his pockets for christ sakes.

[Broncojohnny]

I was filling up my diesel truck yesterday afternoon because it needed it. Several members of the human livestock classes came through the parking lot giving me dirty looks because I wasn't subject to the mass hysteria bubble. We all laugh about these idiots but in the event of a real catastrophe these same people will try to kill you for what you have.