What are yall gonna do about the virus

[scootro]

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[Ruffdaddy]

Posting this here, as it's relevant. You're not gonna get Covid, or even know someone who does.

That video is looking at a massively partial data set and drawing conclusions based on insufficient data. I'm not saying it will be catastrophic...but that is some pretty irresponsible data analysis.

[IHaveAMustang]

I just need the panic to last until 5/9/2020, that's when we get back from Disney World.
I've already seen a minor dip in ride wait times. If it can at least scare foreign visitors into delayed/cancelling their trip to Orlando, that will translate into a much better vacation for us.
It's an overblown, media-hyped situation.

But if it helps my stocks out and gets me a better vacation at Disney.


WE ALLLL GONNA DIE!!

[Craizie]

I’ve always liked the idea of going on a cruise but You hear too many horror stories. It also doesn’t help that my wife hates boats (she gets motion sickness). But now, with these quarantines, there is no way I’d set foot on one now.

Also, it’s fuckin’ amazing how people don’t wash their hands. I generally avoid public restrooms if I can but when I’m there I see at least half the people not even bothering to rinse their hands. WTF is wrong with those people...

It's always the self important types, or the bro dude that says " my dick is probably the cleanest part of my body, I don't need to wash my hands".

None of the salesmen I work with wash their hands after they piss, and a hand full skate off after they shit, too.

[txstangnut]

It's always the self important types, or the bro dude that says " my dick is probably the cleanest part of my body, I don't need to wash my hands".

None of the salesmen I work with wash their hands after they piss, and a hand full skate off after they shit, too.

I do not get this. I work with a bunch of dudes that do not wash after taking a dump or piss. WTF?

[cool cat]

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/...UsqK7GA-5Ywgxw

The main point: "On a brighter note, the head of Bulgaria's disease control agency has been reported as saying that "regular drinkers of hard liquor" are better-protected from contracting #coronavirus because the bug is sensitive to alcohol".

Time to go home and get vaccinated.

[Craizie]

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/...UsqK7GA-5Ywgxw

The main point: "On a brighter note, the head of Bulgaria's disease control agency has been reported as saying that "regular drinkers of hard liquor" are better-protected from contracting #coronavirus because the bug is sensitive to alcohol".

Time to go home and get vaccinated.

Fuck. I gave up alcohol for lent.

[cool cat]

Fuck. I gave up alcohol for lent.

Did you give up vaccines for lent?

[CexMashean]

Fuck. I gave up alcohol for lent.

[Ruffdaddy]

Did you give up vaccines for lent?

Lmao...what a loophole!

SXSW just cancelled.

[Craizie]

I'll fight you.

[CexMashean]

I'll fight you.

I'm dipping my fists in the toilet just so I can give you pink eye during this fight.

[Craizie]

I'm dipping my fists in the toilet just so I can give you pink eye during this fight.

You gonna bring a step stool so you can reach my face?

If so...I'm out. Aint nobody got time for pink eye.

[CexMashean]

[cool cat]

Lmao...what a loophole!

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