Girl troubles

[JETFAST]

The Pussy holds the power.

The Dick is the key, to the pussy and the power it holds.

If you are not man enough, and can not unlock the power of the pussy, the power of the pussy will own you.

I'm a master pussy picker.

I can unlock the highest of pussy powers.

you got the wrong key son.

Hows my dick taste? Don't forget to ask your mother.

JLUV for PRES.

[ceyko]

You sir are correct. The story is about 50/50 honestly.


I'd tell the real story and exactly how it really went down but I don't think people would believe it and it would actually sound a tad bit lame. IMO.

Probably best just to let it die down anyway.

[papapepper]

That is why I said sort of. My understanding is part of it was true, and part was false.

Hey, it is 30 pages, I could have missed alot of shit.

You sir are correct. The story is about 50/50 honestly.


I'd tell the real story and exactly how it really went down but I don't think people would believe it and it would actually sound a tad bit lame. IMO.

[idrivea4banger]

Wait, none of this was real?!?! Wtf is this Lost?????

[mstng86]

No it isn't. Didn't you read the thread. He made it all up for his amusement and create EPIC fucking drama.

That is why I said sort of. My understanding is part of it was true, and part was false.

Hey, it is 30 pages, I could have missed alot of shit.

[Grimpala]

Ah yes, the DanaY thread. At least this one is an actual true story....sort of.

No it isn't. Didn't you read the thread. He made it all up for his amusement and create EPIC fucking drama.

[mstng86]

nope, DanaY thread has 1904 posts

Ah yes, the DanaY thread. At least this one is an actual true story....sort of.

[grove rat]

Is this the longest thread we have had on this board so far?

nope, DanaY thread has 1904 posts

[mstng86]

Is this the longest thread we have had on this board so far?

[Big A]

So I get piss tested EVERY month plus breath test for some odd reason.

They wanna make sure that you're brushing your teeth.

[papapepper]

This is encouraging.

It's just smart. Whole lot more important things then smoking a pack of rellos when you get off work, lol!

Seriously though if it becomes legal I'll smoke. I'm not against it at all. Just under my circumstances it's best that I choose not to right now.


and LOL at Matt finding my 2 random UA's. Actually I'm doing joint probation and just finished my 6 month probation for Dallas but still have 11 more to go for another county. So I get piss tested EVERY month plus breath test for some odd reason.

[Grimpala]

Nope. I haven't smoked since. Fear of losing my job mostly so I just choose not to smoke.

This is encouraging.

[papapepper]

Just curious have you smoked since October?

http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=424864

Was looking for something else and this came up, only reason I bring this up.

Nope. I haven't smoked since. Fear of losing my job mostly so I just choose not to smoke.

[Grimpala]

That's not what every other male I know refers to it as. Sounds like you're pussy whipped.

ditto

[Glen]

That's not what every other male I know refers to it as. Sounds like you're pussy whipped.

Sounds like they aren't too bright.

Urban dictionary and Prince say


PUSSY CONTROL 208 up, 19 down

When a woman has the sexual control. She resists the advances of men unless it is to her advantage.
"Boy you better act like you understand when you roll with Pussy Control"....
"You need a mother fucker that respects your name, now say it, Pussy Control"