She needs herself a REAL Jeff... and by REAL I mean ME.
In all seriousness though, I think you're scared of getting kicked out. Because if I was you I'd already be LONG fucking gone.
Her friends probably tell her the same thing, that they'd of kicked his sorry ass out long ago and found someone a little more mature who isn't full of himself and doesn't have an assault record.
They all think their opinions matter. By no means is this guy a pig.
I'm steady getting a laugh out of the whole ordeal. The roommate did as well. In fact she'll have dinner ready by the time I get home tonight from work.
Sounds to me like she got so pissed about the whole fiasco that the only way to calm her down was to give in to her one demand, which was that she wanted to get back together.
Also, I broke up with my GF yesterday so I was hoping to have some rebound sex with your roommate which is now DUBBED your Girlfriend which is a total buzz kill
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