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That's not how Seb works. I really don't think he consciously holds grudges, it's just that the little devil on his right shoulder yells a lot louder than the angel on his left.Originally posted by Mike View PostYou want to beat me up, don't you?
Here's a little play by play of Seb in a normal conversation:
Seb: Hello
Person: Hi
Seb: I'm here to mow your lawn.
Person: Umm, I already have a guy who does that.
Seb: OH! Really?
(Seb feels slightly disrespected)
Seb: If you change your mind, here is my card.
Person: Thank you, but I'm good.
(Seb thinks: "FUCK YOU, YOU DISRESPECTFUL FUCK")
(...continues thinking...)
("Fuck this guy, I'm going to hit him!")
Boom: Headshot.
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Bring it to Skooters & I can school you in some pool to while im at it! You can leave the Bat in the trunk. I never liked baseball anywaysOriginally posted by Mike View PostI guess we could meet around Adrmore. I'm not sure what bars are in that area though.GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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LOL I dont think it went quite that way!Originally posted by ThreeFingerPete View PostThat's not how Seb works. Here's a little play by play of Seb in a normal conversation:
Seb: Hello
Person: Hi
Seb: I'm here to mow your lawn.
Person: Umm, I already have a guy who does that.
Seb: OH! Really?
(Seb feels slightly disrespected)
Seb: If you change your mind, here is my card.
Person: Thank you, but I'm good.
(Seb thinks: "FUCK YOU, YOU DISRESPECTFUL FUCK")
(...continues thinking...)
("Fuck this guy, I'm going to hit him!")
Boom: Headshot.GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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Originally posted by SEB View PostI prefer Southern Junction
Its super Classy & 4 miles from my place.
You'd be a high roller at the EYC then. If you have all your teeth, you must be loaded.Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Shit he knew there was a Chevron on the corner of Miller & Shiloh! He had me fooled!Originally posted by mstng86 View PostDude, Mike is in fucking Oklahoma!GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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I actually am getting dentures since most of mine have been knocked out anyways!Originally posted by bcoop View PostYou'd be a high roller at the EYC then. If you have all your teeth, you must be loaded.GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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The collective crowd at EYC prefers to lose theirs to meth addiction.Originally posted by SEB View PostI actually am getting dentures since most of mine have been knocked out anyways!Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Well Skooters is perfect for guys who like to use bats or Southern Junction. Either way my number is in my sig if you want to come play some pool tonight. Hell my friends are going to be bummed now. They where bringing the video camara or cell phone. I even left a message for CC to come out tooOriginally posted by Mike View PostGoogle.GOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!
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I actually went there a while back. Cooked my own steak. And the band was good. That is a long ass haul for me but I liked that place.Originally posted by SEB View PostI prefer Southern Junction
Its super Classy & 4 miles from my place.Originally posted by racrguyWhat's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?Originally posted by racrguyVoting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.
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