Sean88gt Going Away Party 7/9 Back 9 in Addison

[Silverback]

You're retarded. Most of the stories originate with YOU.

exactly why I deny all knowledge of any events or Shenanigans related to YOU people!!

[bcoop]

(and probably dripping as wet as a premenopausal woman can)

lmfao!

It would take forever, though. Even when I'm trying to tell a non-board friend a story, it takes eleventybillion times longer just to get the back story in so they know why it's funny.

You're doing it wrong. Things aren't funny when you have to explain them. Genius.

[Leah]

That's why I just deny any knowledge of said board, and usually shrug when someone says, "what are they talking about". Then I mention that most of you are some secret group of nerdists that have your own talk, and I really don't even know most of your inside jokes

You're retarded. Most of the stories originate with YOU.

[Silverback]

It would take forever, though. Even when I'm trying to tell a non-board friend a story, it takes eleventybillion times longer just to get the back story in so they know why it's funny.

That's why I just deny any knowledge of said board, and usually shrug when someone says, "what are they talking about". Then I mention that most of you are some secret group of nerdists that have your own talk, and I really don't even know most of your inside jokes

I have good reflexes, so the slapping and drinks to the face never connect.

Heather did slap me once, but I provoked it, and gave her the, "if you're so pissed off why don't you slap me and see what happens". She called the bluff. I did however leave her at a party with no ride.

It's been years since I've had a drink thrown(pre marriage days), but as a bonus, the last dumb bitch that did it had a glass, that in addition to her beverage, contained several ice cubes. I saw it coming and swung in the air as she threw it for some deflection. Ended up batting one of the cubes off her forehead pretty hard. It was glorious.

[Leah]

I was halfway joking. In that setting, it is inevitable for things to be said.



The backstories could just be part of the show. Someone throws out a nice one liner about a previous shenanigan, and then a short clip shows about what he is talking about.

It would take forever, though. Even when I'm trying to tell a non-board friend a story, it takes eleventybillion times longer just to get the back story in so they know why it's funny.

BTW, I'm not sure she's ready for this. She seems a bit timid and a shocked by my antics (and probably dripping as wet as a premenopausal woman can)

Oh, she can handle herself. lol

[BERT]

It's a miracle nobody around here has a disease.

That any of us know of

No argument here. I've been slapped at a bar one time. And it was by my wife. Apparently, she didn't like what I had to say about her fine ass little friend. Go figure.


When I hit on a piece of ass, I get what I want nine times out of ten. Normally ten out of ten, but 1 out of my last ten had an issue with me having kids. Damn women. The difference is, I can make creepy comments and play them off in my favor. You don't have my dashing good looks, so it just comes off as creepy.

That's why instead of creepy I usually go right for the asshole button. Hence my familiarity with having a stinging face, or a shirt that smells like cherry flavored vodka.

[Sean88gt]

I'm on the phone with her, dumbass.

BTW, I'm not sure she's ready for this. She seems a bit timid and a shocked by my antics (and probably dripping as wet as a premenopausal woman can)

[Silverback]

I have good reflexes, so the slapping and drinks to the face never connect.

Heather did slap me once, but I provoked it, and gave her the, "if you're so pissed off why don't you slap me and see what happens". She called the bluff. I did however leave her at a party with no ride.

[mstng86]

Of anyone on this site, sober Sean would. Drunk Brent probably would.

and shot down Eric might...

I was halfway joking. In that setting, it is inevitable for things to be said.

The backstories would take forever to explain. It would never work. We do need to start up an eskimo brother chart though, to see who owes who favors on here...

The backstories could just be part of the show. Someone throws out a nice one liner about a previous shenanigan, and then a short clip shows about what he is talking about.

[Leah]

So is this like a 3-way?

You've been talking to Chili again?

[BERT]

she's bitter and wants to suck start some revenge. I think there is a chance we can get an old fashioned grope room going with her.

lol

[bcoop]

We do need to start up an eskimo brother chart though, to see who owes who favors on here...

It's a miracle nobody around here has a disease.

[bcoop]

Ahh fuck it, it rounds out the group and makes it more interesting. Besides, I bet I've been slapped/had more drinks thrown in my face than any of you two fuckers combined!

No argument here. I've been slapped at a bar one time. And it was by my wife. Apparently, she didn't like what I had to say about her fine ass little friend. Go figure.


When I hit on a piece of ass, I get what I want nine times out of ten. Normally ten out of ten, but 1 out of my last ten had an issue with me having kids. Damn women. The difference is, I can make creepy comments and play them off in my favor. You don't have my dashing good looks, so it just comes off as creepy.