Sean88gt Going Away Party 7/9 Back 9 in Addison

[bcoop]

Get your buck fifty ass outta here! Any time you want to round up a couple of liters of Woodford you just let me know! We'll need to have a big audience for this!

That's guaranteed jail time. You do realize this, right? Pick your poison, I'll pick mine.

I rank the level of drunkability like this..

Me
Michael Brau
Marty
Brent
Eric

I think Mike could take you. Marty is so fucking quiet, it's hard to tell when he is really sloshed. He just gets really red. lmao

[Sean88gt]

As long as he's the little spoon, that makes him gay. Right?

Technically he has to push back.
And you'll need a stool.

[Silverback]

I rank the level of drunkability like this..

Me
Michael Brau
Marty
Brent
Eric

I didn't say I wanted to. But yes. Easily.

Get your buck fifty ass outta here! Any time you want to round up a couple of liters of Woodford you just let me know! We'll need to have a big audience for this!

[bcoop]

I say this night ends with Brent and Eric spooning in the corner.

As long as he's the little spoon, that makes him gay. Right?

[Rick Modena]

I didn't say I wanted to. But yes. Easily.

Sounds like a shallange...

[bcoop]

YOU can drink ME under the table? Whoa, wait a second here. Did you really just throw that down?

I didn't say I wanted to. But yes. Easily.

[Sean88gt]

I say this night ends with Brent and Eric spooning in the corner.

[Silverback]

I'd fuck you if you talked to me dirty enough.


How in the fuck does Eric get the pussy magnet role? Really? Hank Moody? Eric? Sure, he's cynical and all. But, lmao. And there could be no good cop/bad cop. Only bad cop/worse cop.

Just must not watch rescue me. Imagine hank moody but with a fireman testosterone rush. Hes very much the womanizer too, just usually too drunk to remember most of his romps. He falls into more pussy than an 80 year old cat lady with a limp who lost her glasses.

pfffftttt on both counts! I can drink you under the table. The difference, you remember everything the next day. While I try to figure out where my car is, who that is in bed next to me, and search for that fucking cat that shit in my mouth again.

YOU can drink ME under the table? Whoa, wait a second here. Did you really just throw that down?

[Sean88gt]

Who's going to spring bail?

[Nash B.]

And how the squirrel died.

[Leah]

pfffftttt on both counts! I can drink you under the table. The difference, you remember everything the next day. While I try to figure out where my car is, who that is in bed next to me, and search for that fucking cat that shit in my mouth again.

Fucking stellar!

[bcoop]

It's not my fault I'm a better writer and drinker than you are!

Don't be jealous!

pfffftttt on both counts! I can drink you under the table. The difference, you remember everything the next day. While I try to figure out where my car is, who that is in bed next to me, and search for that fucking cat that shit in my mouth again.