Lets have an automotive quotes thread.

[1carcrazyguy]

Did it have a windshield?

[SouthernSVT]

"We worked 80 hour weeks for 30 years to keep from having to get a real job." – Tom Lemon

[HarrisonTX]

Cheap, Fast, Reliable. Pick two.

[Silverback]

"Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail." - Junior Johnson

[Leah]

This thread is ghey.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Racing makes heroin addiction look like a vague longing for something salty. — Peter Egan

[SouthernSVT]

"If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough." – Parnelli Jones

"Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built." – Henry Ford

"Your yellow H2 looks like a short bus." - Me

[soap]

No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin'. days of thunder

[Silverback]

"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death…" - HST

[UserX]

"A bad day racing is better than a good day working"

Taken from a sticker I got from McCormack Racing 1-800-999-DRAG.

I can't remember what I bought there though.

That is Hemingway.

[racrguy]

Everything I have seen points to Hemingway as the author of this quote, but something doesn't sit right with the way it's worded.

“Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games.”--Ernest Hemingway

[Osiris]

I see what you did there. (-_-)

Says the ugly mother Fucker with the pubic hair on his head.

He is British, it's just their sense of humoUr.

[idrivea4banger]

Dude, where's my car?