You know why divorce is so expensive?

[Jester]

I think he got one with Kim, but shit, I think she invented the phrase "You had me at hello."

lmao

[Jester]

So, did you ever get that date with Marisa?

I didnt realize at the time that she had a boyfriend. Didnt mean to step on anyone's toes. She is a really nice person with a heart of gold and it was cool to hang out with her. Would have liked to have gotten to know the suicide girl better. About the time she and i really got to talking, i went back to my ex. she had a great attitude.

[VaderTT]

"You know why divorce is so expensive?"

"Because it's worth it"


Wouldn't it be more "worth it" to not get married? Or not make the same mistake twice?
Sure would be less expensive.


<-Wouldn't know, never married.

So, did you ever get that date with Marisa?

I think he got one with Kim, but shit, I think she invented the phrase "You had me at hello."

[Nash B.]

riiiiiight.

So, did you ever get that date with Marisa?

[Jester]

That sounds like the same advice I'd heard from just about everybody else as well. But thanks for the help, and showing me what not to do.

riiiiiight.

[347Mike]

If you were to combine all the advice Tony received from this site you would have enough knowledge to fill every sex ed class for the next 30 years....

lol

[Nash B.]

I have selective hearing/reading. Just like when showing you how to talk to women.....it was real simple. I told you to just be calm and talk to them.....talk to them about whatever. it doesnt matter, just talk to them. and I also told you to throw as many lines(fishing lines not cheesy pickup lines) out there as possible.....one will bite. You took my advice....or atleast a portion of it and have been talking to women, am I right?

That sounds like the same advice I'd heard from just about everybody else as well. But thanks for the help, and showing me what not to do.

[Leah]

I'm sorry I couldn't join the party earlier. I was busy shitting rainbows and sunshine.

LMAO!

Robert had rainbow sherbert with skittles for dessert again, didn't he?

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Treasure Chest]

Don't let anyone dissuade you from achieving your goals...especially people on this site. Do your own research and make your own informed decision. Then make it happen.

No one is questioning his intellectual ability to become a nurse or EMT. Dreams and wishes are nice, but they don't become goals without a clear cut plan. Part of that plan will be finding out if he can sit for his NCLEX before wasting the time and money (Not to mention taking spots from qualified students) on allied health prereqs.

[Roscoe]

"See a doctor and get rid of it"

<-- second best advice, ala The Jerk...

[Jester]

Don't let anyone dissuade you from achieving your goals...especially people on this site. Do your own research and make your own informed decision. Then make it happen.

Best advice you have ever given me. Thank you.

[347Mike]

Don't let anyone dissuade you from achieving your goals...especially people on this site. Do your own research and make your own informed decision. Then make it rain.

Fixed.














Sorry. I just had to.

[davbrucas]

Don't let anyone dissuade you from achieving your goals...especially people on this site. Do your own research and make your own informed decision. Then make it happen.

[Treasure Chest]

Yeah, fuck empathy. That shit is for pussies.

I doubt I wouldn't make a good L&D nurse. After having a kid drug-free, I'd be inclined to tell a screaming bitch in early labor to STFU.