You know why divorce is so expensive?

[Kurtie]

So when do we get to berate his fiancee for actually saying "yes"?

[Jester]

You may welcome it, but you don't seem to heed much of it.

I have selective hearing/reading. Just like when showing you how to talk to women.....it was real simple. I told you to just be calm and talk to them.....talk to them about whatever. it doesnt matter, just talk to them. and I also told you to throw as many lines(fishing lines not cheesy pickup lines) out there as possible.....one will bite. You took my advice....or atleast a portion of it and have been talking to women, am I right?

If I want to know everything there is to know about cars.....I call Danny.
If I want to know everything there is to know about how to make something look more organized and professional, I call Blake.
If I want to know where the fuck to find a hard ass part or if he has seen a repeat part come into his store, I call Eric.
If I want to know what the best fucking moutain bike on the planet is and how to get the maximum benefit out of it, I call Adam.
when i need a doctors opinion on what is wrong mith something, i talk to davbrucas.
when I want to know about shaping my body and working out target areas, I go to Ruffdaddy.
When I want to know everything there is to know about baseball. I call you.

Apparently, if I want to know the best way to go about becoming a nurse, I call Jenn.

We are all experts in our certain areas and this is why I always enjoy coming to this board. You always get a good honest answer from everyone, whether you want it or not. A lot of the answers you are given may be given to you in a manner that is not pleasant depending on the mood of the person at the time.....but it is an answer.

[Nash B.]

My friends no me well enough to know that I welcome any and all advice.....

You may welcome it, but you don't seem to heed much of it.

[Jester]

Happiness is drivign this huge badass lawnmower back and forth across this lawn like a dragster.....until you are 3 feet away from a fucking tarp and the mower sucks that shit up like a damned vacuum. And then happiness turns into motherfucker motherfucker shit fuck piss fuckin shitballs! well, will talk to yall in a bit......i know have to perform open blade surgery on a mower.

[Randy]

Thats right, puto. Even when I'm I'm wrong, I'm right. And even when I lie, I'm telling the truth...

Horale chingon!!

[idrivea4banger]

Thats right, puto. Even when I'm I'm wrong, I'm right. And even when I lie, I'm telling the truth...

Este guey, jaja. No manches cabron.


[George Lopez] Miralo, bien chingon!! [George Lopez]

[Rick Modena]

Thats right, puto. Even when I'm I'm wrong, I'm right. And even when I lie, I'm telling the truth...

[idrivea4banger]

Hes been doing it for awhile now. No one knows who he is, hes never been to a GTG or house party. We do know that his sister joined the service and he stays at home taking care of her son (his nephew). He sez he has a job but I see him here logged in at the wee hours of the morning and up in time to pick up jr. from school at mid day.

Thats all I have or even care to know.

Spot on man, just spot on.

[Rick Modena]

Fuck you faggot, I like vagina. Now go and hump someone else's leg unless you have anything to offer other than a "hey guys look at me, I want to be part of the cool crowd!"

Hes been doing it for awhile now. No one knows who he is, hes never been to a GTG or house party. We do know that his sister joined the service and he stays at home taking care of her son (his nephew). He sez he has a job but I see him here logged in at the wee hours of the morning and up in time to pick up jr. from school at mid day.

Thats all I have or even care to know.

[Jester]

I'm sorry I couldn't join the party earlier. I was busy shitting rainbows and sunshine.

Well Im just curious to see that!

[Randy]

Robert had rainbow sherbert with skittles for dessert again, didn't he?

Taste the rainbow

BAZINGA

[racrguy]

Well good morning sunshine!!! lol
Yes, when you put it into easy to understand form like that, I understand.
Thank you VERY much for saving me mucho dinero.
I am afraid if I had just spent my money on school(again) after working fulltime every day to pay for it, got my degree, and then been shot down when looking for the job......probably the last straw.
I am afraid I would grab the old trusty bolt action and climb onto the nearest tower.
Im kidding.....so stop calling me crazy! lulz

Stop being crazy and people won't call you crazy.

[Silverback]

I'm sorry I couldn't join the party earlier. I was busy shitting rainbows and sunshine.

Robert had rainbow sherbert with skittles for dessert again, didn't he?

[Treasure Chest]

I'm sorry I couldn't join the party earlier. I was busy shitting rainbows and sunshine.

[Jester]

The irony is that I'm not even being a bitch. I've held back quite a bit and have been exceedingly nice, given the myriad forms of crazy you're provided for munitions.

Try to pay attention. Anything the hospital administration or the nursing department has told you means horse shit. Before you get into the nursing program in college, your psychiatric history must be evaluated by the Texas Board of Nursing. You can have all of the letters of recommendation in the world, but I'd they look at your two hospitalizations and failed suicide attempt and decide that you are far too much of a liability, you cannot get your nursing license. If you're not eligible for your nursing license, you can't get a job as a nurse. Capisci?

Well good morning sunshine!!! lol
Yes, when you put it into easy to understand form like that, I understand.
Thank you VERY much for saving me mucho dinero.
I am afraid if I had just spent my money on school(again) after working fulltime every day to pay for it, got my degree, and then been shot down when looking for the job......probably the last straw.
I am afraid I would grab the old trusty bolt action and climb onto the nearest tower.
Im kidding.....so stop calling me crazy! lulz