You know why divorce is so expensive?

[Treasure Chest]

So my next step is to get something proving I am not bi-polar?

And you know something, just because you have a vagina, doesnt mean you have to be a bitch.

It looks like a big speed bump, that's all. Just some more fucking hoops to jump thru, so what else is new.

And seriously, you are being a bitch. There is no need to be a complete and total bitch.
Thanks for showing me some fucking redtape I have to get thru. Have plenty of time to get it worked out.

The irony is that I'm not even being a bitch. I've held back quite a bit and have been exceedingly nice, given the myriad forms of crazy you're provided for munitions.

Try to pay attention. Anything the hospital administration or the nursing department has told you means horse shit. Before you get into the nursing program in college, your psychiatric history must be evaluated by the Texas Board of Nursing. You can have all of the letters of recommendation in the world, but if they look at your two hospitalizations and failed suicide attempt and decide that you are far too much of a liability, you cannot get your nursing license. If you're not eligible for your nursing license, you can't get a job as a nurse. Capisci?

[Jester]

He's kinda right, dude.

Goddamn it, I know he's right but he is not a close friend so I dont want to hear it! lol

[racrguy]

Fuck you faggot, I like vagina. Now go and hump someone else's leg unless you have anything to offer other than a "hey guys look at me, I want to be part of the cool crowd!"

He's kinda right, dude.

[Jester]

What a cluster fuck. Jester' friends are trying to give him sound advice but he can't seem to remove the vagina from his face long enough to listen.

Fuck you faggot, I like vagina. Now go and hump someone else's leg unless you have anything to offer other than a "hey guys look at me, I want to be part of the cool crowd!"

My friends no me well enough to know that I welcome any and all advice.....and when I am within close range(choke a motherfucker range) they know they can fuck with me and they know there are lines not to cross. I am by far the easiest guy to get along with. All I ask is dont act like you know me when you dont. Dont act like we are friends if we arent. I am not the type of guy that has 100 friends....I have a handful and each and every one of them knows I have their back at all times no matter what.

[idrivea4banger]

What a cluster fuck. Jester' friends are trying to give him sound advice but he can't seem to remove the vagina from his face long enough to listen.

Well, I can certainly understand that.

[Jester]

You've got all goddamn day every day to research this shit and think about it. Man the fuck up and stop whining! I'm starting to think you injured your leg by tripping over your gigantic labia.

Bro, all I do is research careers I might like...........didnt know a single thing about the info jenn showed me. I have looked into the nursing programs, signing a contract with hospitals, etc.

If this doesnt work out, I am back to the drawing board. the two jobs I am a professional at and make good money doing, I hate. Nice to know I can always fall back on them if need be, but I am overdue for a change.

[Jester]

If you really want to do this, it's better to get started sooner rather than later. Just fucking think dude. Like others told you, you're heading off a cliff with a giant shit eating grin on your face.

I already have everything else in motion......but I have to wait awhile to see just what all on my body is gonna need surgery. Workers comp is a fucking joke. Nothing moves fast.

plenty of strings out there in this industry waiting to be pulled.....im just not in a position to pull them yet.....and now it seems I will be concentrating on getting the proper paperwork while i am in hurry up and wait mode.

[racrguy]

My mind is full of fuck...

Nurse.....astronaut.......yeah, I see the comparison

actually....probably two more fucking jobs I can cross off my list of potential jobs. im gonna be a fucking oil man or fiber guy forever......ugh.

You've got all goddamn day every day to research this shit and think about it. Man the fuck up and stop whining! I'm starting to think you injured your leg by tripping over your gigantic labia.

[Jester]

I've been being a fucking prick this entire thread and you haven't said shit to me! Of course it's probably because you know I'll slap the cock out of your mouth if you get lippy..

lmao.....Eric, you have been a dick since I have met you.......you were being a dick to me when I was in the trunk of yoru 57 cutting out speaker holes and when i was pushing that fucker across the street. Part of the reason i like you so much.....you are doc holiday to my wyatt earp. I have no problem with my buddys being dicks to me. I have just now recently started talking with Jenn and dont know her from anyone.....unless she was on the old board as a different screen name. but, out of all this, she has given me by far the best info.

[racrguy]

That's what I thought. When I was reading I said "this is great info....not a disqualifier." Trust me, before the first dime comes out of my pocket to begin the nursing program, this will be settled.

If you really want to do this, it's better to get started sooner rather than later. Just fucking think dude. Like others told you, you're heading off a cliff with a giant shit eating grin on your face.

[Jester]

Once I get all my shit together, I'm gonna be an astronaut. I'm serious, Buzz Aldrin told me I could be one.

Nurse.....astronaut.......yeah, I see the comparison

actually....probably two more fucking jobs I can cross off my list of potential jobs. im gonna be a fucking oil man or fiber guy forever......ugh.

[Jester]

No, you just have to climb the wall that's in front of you. It says in the link that each petition is handled on a case by case basis. You need to submit certain documents outlined in the link about your issues.

That's what I thought. When I was reading I said "this is great info....not a disqualifier." Trust me, before the first dime comes out of my pocket to begin the nursing program, this will be settled.

[MattB]

yeah right, I'm not buying it MattB.... you don't know Buzz Aldrin!

Y'all are all bitches