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  • #106
    Don can have the cake!

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    • #107
      Don't worry, Jenn can handle those two.

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      • #108
        I haven't read all of this so I don't know if we are talking about real cake or if cake is being used as a metaphor. If it's really cake, I'm in!

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        • #109
          Originally posted by My Dixie Wrecked View Post
          Thank you Don for helping me with my password. Thank you too Ashley.

          Yes i had the lapband done and that is my lard ass in the commercial. At my dead heaviest i was 331.6 pounds. I got down to my smallest at 130.3. All in roughly 20 months. Sitting comfortably at 175ish now.
          Holy shat 200 lbs?!?

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          • #110
            Originally posted by BradM View Post
            I haven't read all of this so I don't know if we are talking about real cake or if cake is being used as a metaphor. If it's really cake, I'm in!
            It involves a girl childs birthday cake, booze, a lap band, and ass play. See you there.

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            • #111
              Originally posted by BMCSean View Post
              It involves a girl childs birthday cake, booze, a lap band, and ass play. See you there.
              Sounds like my typical Friday nights.

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              • #112
                Originally posted by BradM View Post
                Sounds like my typical Friday nights.
                You get arrested in Oak Lawn and "resist" a lot, don't you...
                Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                dont downshift!!
                Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                • #113
                  Originally posted by BradM View Post
                  I haven't read all of this so I don't know if we are talking about real cake or if cake is being used as a metaphor. If it's really cake, I'm in!
                  It was a real cake, and it was moist and delicious!

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                  • #114
                    On to answer a few questions then back to the fatass steve bashing. I lut weight back yes after my wreck but on purpose. 130 was too small. Oh and steve much easier getting laid nowadays. Much easier to find it.
                    Sex is alot like math...
                    Add a bed... Subtract clothes...Divide legs...And pray you don't multiply.

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                    • #115
                      Anybody know where i can find the commercial online? I still am yet to see my cornyass.
                      Sex is alot like math...
                      Add a bed... Subtract clothes...Divide legs...And pray you don't multiply.

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                      • #116
                        Sounds like the sleeve is mostly mental

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                        • #117
                          Originally posted by KCHAR View Post
                          Sounds like the sleeve is mostly mental
                          Not quite, it makes your stomach smaller, so you'll feel full quicker. If you've seen the mentos episode of Mythbusters though, you've seen how much the stomach will stretch.

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                          • #118
                            So no cake?
                            Originally posted by talisman
                            I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                            Originally posted by AdamLX
                            If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                            Because fuck you, that's why
                            Originally posted by 80coupe
                            nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                            Originally posted by Rick Modena
                            ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                            Originally posted by Jester
                            Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                            • #119
                              This thread is hilarious, I guess Steve fell off the wagon when he ordered those 20 jack in the box tacos that he ate while on the toilet.
                              Originally posted by racrguy
                              What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                              Originally posted by racrguy
                              Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                              • #120
                                Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                                It was a real cake, and it was moist and delicious!
                                I prefer muff.............ins

                                Originally posted by Broncojohnny View Post
                                This thread is hilarious, I guess Steve fell off the wagon when he ordered those 20 jack in the box tacos that he ate while on the toilet.
                                At least he's not being lazy about it.

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