For the married couples...a question for the men

[bcoop]

Nah man not that one HAHAHAHA.



Eh, not really a rush but I just feel it and ready to roll. I honestly don't know how to explain it. Sounds gay but it is what it is

You've been dating this girl for less than a year. That's a rush. You've got your whole life ahead of you, take your time man.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Jeff, are you serious? This isn't the same broad from the strip club a year or so ago is it?

Nah man not that one HAHAHAHA.

lol. She's cool and all, but what's the rush?

Eh, not really a rush but I just feel it and ready to roll. I honestly don't know how to explain it. Sounds gay but it is what it is

Jeff are you afraid she will find your massive nasty as hell porn collection and leave you?

Btw congrats homie.

Rofl!!! No

[Baron Von Crowder]

Its like a fart, if you have to force it, its probably shit.

I was in a bad relationship with a hot assed ex gymnast, but she was dumb as a box of shit and half crazy. She told me one night that it was time to get married and have kids or break up. I agreed, walked into the bedroom and started packing her shit. I guess she wasnt prepared for me not to take door number one. I heard a few weeks ago she finally found someone dumb enough to knock her up and put a ring on her finger, over 10 years later.

I asked out the teller at the bank a while after, dated her for a while, lived together, and got married. She isnt what I would generally call my "type" and we are polar opposites on a lot of things, but I cant stand the thought of being without her. We've been together 9 years and married 6.

[Sleeper]

Jeff are you afraid she will find your massive nasty as hell porn collection and leave you?

Btw congrats homie.

[SSMAN]

At what point in y'alls relationship did you realize she was the one? How long before you decided to pop the question?

You will not know the answer till the divorce rolls around. After two marriages, I no longer believe you have to have a signed contract to prove u love someone.

Sounds like you married the wrong woman.

No shit!

Well people are gonna shit themselves but I'm probably gonna pop the question this week to the GF...

lol. She's cool and all, but what's the rush?

[MattB]

Jeff, are you serious? This isn't the same broad from the strip club a year or so ago is it?

[idrivea4banger]

Don't do it!

Yeah! What this guy said.

[Pokulski-Blatz]

Fuck trophies for everyone!

[racrguy]

Don't do it!

[lowthreeohz]

Fuck trophies for everyone!

[Sean88gt]

LMFAO. Make it an even number?

Exactly! Complete the infield.

[Pokulski-Blatz]

He should give her a kid...

LMFAO. Make it an even number?

[Sean88gt]

Congrats man! You need to get that lady on lock down stat.

He should give her a kid...

[Pokulski-Blatz]

Well people are gonna shit themselves but I'm probably gonna pop the question this week to the GF...

Congrats man! You need to get that lady on lock down stat.