You ever make a poopie that hurt so bad..

[helosailor]

Those are two separate statements, dude.

Not necessarily. Maybe it took all of that for him to be able to watch it.

[Sean88gt]

The worst I had was when I first moved back to Colorado. The dry climate literally sucks the water out of you. To top that, I was eating almonds like they were getting outlawed and was left with a jagged dry slump of asscrete that I battled for over an hour. When I was done, it was clear of me and was wearing a red hat and I felt like I did an hour long set of heavy squats.

[kingjason]

Cascara Sagrada, or as I like to call it, " Never trust a fart". I have been doing low carb for years and have been clogged up a few times. Keeps from being jammed up and shitting so hard you get nauseated.

[UserX]

Let me let you guys in on a little secret, this tea works bad ass. All natural, works like clockwork. You can buy it from Asian grocers. Overnight relief guaranteed!

[Baron Von Crowder]

I've never been constipated a day of my life.

[Cooter]

The worst I had was when I first moved back to Colorado. The dry climate literally sucks the water out of you. To top that, I was eating almonds like they were getting outlawed and was left with a jagged dry slump of asscrete that I battled for over an hour. When I was done, it was clear of me and was wearing a red hat and I felt like I did an hour long set of heavy squats.

I'm crying over here

[helosailor]

My anoos hangs open like mouth of tired dog.

[Sean88gt]

I'm crying over here

I was crying up there.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Truth.

[Sean88gt]

I was crying up there.

Actually, I take that back, tears were flowing, but the vacuum pulled was so great that is sucked the tears back into the ducts. I went from looking like Quaid on Mars, to fairly composed in about 18"

[helosailor]

Actually, I take that back, tears were flowing, but the vacuum pulled was so great that is sucked the tears back into the ducts. I went from looking like Quaid on Mars, to fairly composed in about 18"