Rangers 2012

[Geor!]

Why did they pull Holland?

Three runs in three innings, both being from home runs with an 80+ pitch count.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Three runs in three innings, both being from home runs with an 80+ pitch count.

fml... Well I've been watching the GB and SEA game lol.

[Nash B.]

Mitch the Bitch!

Come on, Kinsler!

[Unicorn Jeff]

Mitch the Bitch!

Come on, Kinsler!

I don't want to say it... but he's gonna choke.

[Geor!]

Mitch the Bitch!

Come on, Kinsler!

What's up? My Gamecast appears to be freezed up.

[Unicorn Jeff]

ROFFLLLL Told you. God damnit Kinsler.

[Nash B.]

What's up? My Gamecast appears to be freezed up.

He hit a hard grounder under the first baseman's glove, and moved Young to third.

[Nash B.]

And Beltre gets picked off second after his double; Cruz doubles on the next pitch.

[Nash B.]

And Young pops up to end the inning.

[71chevellejohn]

Beltre ties it up!

[Unicorn Jeff]

Fuck yeah baby!

[Nash B.]

Hands down the most retarded fan of the game, ever. That kid will die a virgin.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Hands down the most retarded fan of the game, ever. That kid will die a virgin.

What the fuck did I miss?

[71chevellejohn]

Hands down the most retarded fan of the game, ever. That kid will die a virgin.

LOL - my thoughts exactly!

[Nash B.]

The "baseball wizard" that "sentences" players. Some goofy, scrawny kid wearing some goofy red hat and (I think) blue cape. Knox asked him to explain what he meant by "baseball wizard" and "sentencing players," and he starts screaming like an idiot, "I sentence you, Adrian Beltre, to hit the game-winning homerun!"