Yale and racrguy's 'Welcome back to Texas' and Don's Bday party 8/6 FNH

[03trubluGT]

I, as senior ranking board member (over Jenn at least), I hereby name you "Treasure Chest"

Mods.... please do this... PLEASE!!!

No disrespect to the other numerous nice chest hams on this site, but I would have to agree with Kim.

That is a nice set.

I would like to see her as a stand in for this:

[03trubluGT]

Not really, my verbal filter just has a tendancy to fall off.

That's one of the hardest parts of my job.

Seriously.

When you have an idiot staring you in the face and you have to be professional, well, it's very very tempting to step outside the boundry.

Back in 1994 I used to get paper checks. I lived in a nice apartment in SW FTW and did apartment security. A 2 BDR/2 Bath 1050 sq ft apartment ran me $150/month. There were checks that I wouldn't cash so I wouldn't spend.

One day I was out on White Settlement road by Angelo's and checked a guy doing 68 in a 35. That road sucks, and that speed is unrealistic due to the potholes, etc...

The guy called me every name in the book and when I had him sign the ticket he said "I pay your salary".... Holding the ticket book in one hand, I pulled my check out of my shirt pocket and compared his signature to the one on my check. I showed him and said "funny, the signatures don't match"...

You would have thought I slapped him. He went from ballistic to OMG terminal!

He ended up calling my Sergeant I and got a nice ass chewing over that one.


Some things are worth it.

[03trubluGT]

You've mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck, do you need to use my phone to call someone who does?

Love this one!

[MutherjuggZ]

I, as senior ranking board member (over Jenn at least), I hereby name you "Treasure Chest"

Mods.... please do this... PLEASE!!!

eh hem

[Randy]

Not really, my verbal filter just has a tendancy to fall off.

For the longest time I thought I was the only one who couldn't tolerate stupidity then I revisited this site and actually looked around...... I feel like im............... home.

[Treasure Chest]

You must be pissed quite often then.....

Not really, my verbal filter just has a tendancy to fall off.

[Randy]

LOL I have a pretty low tolerance for bullshit and complete idiots.

You must be pissed quite often then.....

[Treasure Chest]

not HEATHEN....more like... bitchasaurusrex LOL!! I KEED!!

LOL I have a pretty low tolerance for bullshit and complete idiots.

[Snatch Napkin]

I, as senior ranking board member (over Jenn at least), I hereby name you "Treasure Chest"

Mods.... please do this... PLEASE!!!

That does have a wonderful ring to it.

You make me sound like such a heathen!

THIS makes you seem a heathen?

LOL!! You did give them a warning. They're the heathens.

[VaderTT]

I had to get on his good side so that he doesn't pull background info on me


That, and it felt good

Yes they did!

[MutherjuggZ]

You make me sound like such a heathen!

not HEATHEN....more like... bitchasaurusrex LOL!! I KEED!!

[MutherjuggZ]

Kim... Why did Phil get to play with your bazookas and I didn't? I WAY better looking than that skinny motha fucka!

I had to get on his good side so that he doesn't pull background info on me


That, and it felt good

[Randy]

looks like you guys had a blast..... i need to start going to some GTGs to get broken in per say....

[Treasure Chest]

**insert extra thick redneck dialect**

You ain't just bullshitting!!!

I have seen her reduce many men to sitting in the corner and quietly drinking their beer when they pissed her off. If she gives a friend the warning then I'll politely make sure they understand. When she gives anyone else that warning I pull up a chair and an extra beer for her. She has been known to go beyond slapping the fire out of several big men. I would hate to see her spill a beer in the process.

You make me sound like such a heathen!

[MutherjuggZ]

Mod name change request!!!!

Dude, you should've said something! I would've shoved his face in my tits on sheer principle.

I, as senior ranking board member (over Jenn at least), I hereby name you "Treasure Chest"

Mods.... please do this... PLEASE!!!