Yale and racrguy's 'Welcome back to Texas' and Don's Bday party 8/6 FNH

[Rick Modena]

3b) or you're gay.

I'll take number three b, what do I win???

[Nash B.]

4' 7"??? Wtf was he wearing? Elevator shoes?

He was standing on Don's shoulders.

[Binky]

Not hard to do when you're 4'7" and as dark as the midnight sun.

4' 7"??? Wtf was he wearing? Elevator shoes?

[helosailor]

Good times! Amazing that I managed to stay out of the pics.

Not hard to do when you're 4'7" and as dark as the midnight sun.

[Nash B.]

Yup... Aren't you in the same boat? Fat women don't count do they?

Wrong on both counts.

First, I cleared my 24th birthday by a few months, easy. Second, fat women DO count; in fact, they count extra.

[jluv]

Good times! Amazing that I managed to stay out of the pics.

[idrivea4banger]

This pic is.... Interesting.

Chili: "Thius pizza isn't gunna orduurr iself!"

Leah: "I'm sorry!!"

[Treasure Chest]

I tried to motorboat Jen, but her tits smelled like Don's cigar. YAK!!!

1) The whole place was enveloped in smoke; we all smelled like Don's cigar.

2) You never got close enough to my tits to even give them a noticeable side glance.

3) You were either gentleman enough to focus on my eyes when we did speak...or you're gay.

[VaderTT]

The Wright Brothers had to crash and burn a few times before they achieved flight. Tell him to get to practicing and build on the failures.

True dat! I told him, you gotta take your licks before you can be da champ.

[03trubluGT]

Hey! Hey...my night consisted of three motorboats, molestation by Kim, sniffing Adam, comparing boobs with 5 chicks, and feeling old man and Moody's scar. It was a slow night for me.

I tried to motorboat Jen, but her tits smelled like Don's cigar. YAK!!!

lol, good guy, just not good with teh ladies.

The Wright Brothers had to crash and burn a few times before they achieved flight. Tell him to get to practicing and build on the failures.

[03trubluGT]

LoL! The father of my rookie retired from Plano PD. Henry came to mind as soon as he mentioned it!

Have dad tell you some stories from the good ol' days of fukking with Henry.

[VaderTT]

nick, lemme guess, the young man sitting on the barstool with the glasses?

lol, good guy, just not good with teh ladies.

[03trubluGT]

FUCK! Now that I think of it... My Bestfriend Nick that was there IS A FUCKING VIRGIN. I should of asked one of you girls if he could play with the big melons or motorboat them. FML

Nick, lemme guess, the young man sitting on the barstool with the glasses?

[03trubluGT]

haha I felt like a stalker trying to figure out who the long curl brown hair girl int he blue dress was (Trailerparksuperstar's girl) or what ever his SN name is haha.. ** Fixed

I swear I know her but I have no idea how

Don't worry bro, she caught my eye too.