Yale and racrguy's 'Welcome back to Texas' and Don's Bday party 8/6 FNH

[bcoop]

What's this 'we' shit, Mr. I'm out all Thursday's'?

I was there EVERY Thursday prior to the kid arrangement. I'm back in for Thursdays til Matt leaves, and may change the day all together. She had to be at work at 7 am on Fridays, so I was helping her out. She doesn't anymore, so we may change it to earlier in the week.

[Snatch Napkin]

She's got long arms too, I'd bet she can reach back to Oklahoma to bitch slap someone!

**insert extra thick redneck dialect**

You ain't just bullshitting!!!

I have seen her reduce many men to sitting in the corner and quietly drinking their beer when they pissed her off. If she gives a friend the warning then I'll politely make sure they understand. When she gives anyone else that warning I pull up a chair and an extra beer for her. She has been known to go beyond slapping the fire out of several big men. I would hate to see her spill a beer in the process.

[Baron Von Crowder]

This pic is.... Interesting.

You've mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck, do you need to use my phone to call someone who does?

1) No shit. That place stunk, but you should have seen Don in the bathroom.

Ummmm.

[03trubluGT]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure neither one of them mind.

Are you neither the left one, nor the right one mind??

Sleepy posting FTMFL.

What I mean to say was:

"When you say "neither of them" do you mean the left one and the right one???

[idrivea4banger]

I think you have the facial expressions backwards. It looks like Leah is about to take a bite out of Chili's arse!

Ok how about this:

Chili: "wurs muhh pizza??"
Leah: "this isn't a microwave!!!"

[idrivea4banger]

I need to make it to one of these. I'm a motorboat virgin.

[03trubluGT]

I understand where you're coming from, but we're a pretty badass team with an amazing amount of trust.

She'll tell you if you're stepping over the line. Real damn fast too.

She's got long arms too, I'd bet she can reach back to Oklahoma to bitch slap someone!

[03trubluGT]

There wouldn't be trouble, it's all good fun. If we didn't have a strong relationship, he would've left my happy butt at the bar and gone home with Don's sister.
That said, you owe me a motorboat at the next gtg.

Raincheck duly noted.

Oh, and I don't need a step ladder. I'll also be gentlemanly enough to shave. You don't need stubble burn.

[03trubluGT]

Chili: "Thius pizza isn't gunna orduurr iself!"

Leah: "I'm sorry!!"

I think you have the facial expressions backwards. It looks like Leah is about to take a bite out of Chili's arse!

[Treasure Chest]

1) No shit. That place stunk, but you should have seen Don in the bathroom. The urinals were taken (ok, they were really too high for him) so he goes into a stall. You can't see his head, so it looks like the shitter is belching smoke from a 4 alarm fire!!!

2) I kept a respectfull distance.

3) I'm the farthest thing from gay, I just don't need trouble at a bar, or anywhere else. If you weren't married, I'd faceplant dem bishes!!!

There wouldn't be trouble, it's all good fun. If we didn't have a strong relationship, he would've left my happy butt at the bar and gone home with Don's sister.
That said, you owe me a motorboat at the next gtg.

[Snatch Napkin]

1)

3) I'm the farthest thing from gay, I just don't need trouble at a bar, or anywhere else. If you weren't married, I'd faceplant dem bishes!!!

I understand where you're coming from, but we're a pretty badass team with an amazing amount of trust.

She'll tell you if you're stepping over the line. Real damn fast too.

[Leah]

3)If you weren't married, I'd faceplant dem bishes!!!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure neither one of them mind.

[03trubluGT]

I'll take number three b, what do I win???

I'm only gay for you Henry. Come sit on my lap!!!

[03trubluGT]

1) The whole place was enveloped in smoke; we all smelled like Don's cigar.

2) You never got close enough to my tits to even give them a noticeable side glance.

3) You were either gentleman enough to focus on my eyes when we did speak...or you're gay.

1) No shit. That place stunk, but you should have seen Don in the bathroom. The urinals were taken (ok, they were really too high for him) so he goes into a stall. You can't see his head, so it looks like the shitter is belching smoke from a 4 alarm fire!!!

2) I kept a respectfull distance.

3) I'm the farthest thing from gay, I just don't need trouble at a bar, or anywhere else. If you weren't married, I'd faceplant dem bishes!!!