You know why divorce is so expensive?

[Silverback]

Once I get all my shit together, I'm gonna be an astronaut. I'm serious, Buzz Aldrin told me I could be one.

yeah right, I'm not buying it MattB.... you don't know Buzz Aldrin!

[347Mike]

Wow, awesome power you have there! Try not to let it go to your head.

wut

[MattB]

Once I get all my shit together, I'm gonna be an astronaut. I'm serious, Buzz Aldrin told me I could be one.

I've been being a fucking prick this entire thread and you haven't said shit to me! Of course it's probably because you know I'll slap the cock out of your mouth if you get lippy..

[Chili]

lmao cuz talking to you knuckleheads is tiring. You have got to swim thru 5 miles of dog shit to get the one pearl of wisdom. And the one pearl of wisdom I get is from someone being a bitch! Just dont need insult added to injury. And whenever someone on here tells a female "hey, you dont have to be a bitch" all the leghumpers run to the rescue. it is goofy as shit! When a guy on here starts being a dick I tell him "hey, thanks for the info....stop beign a dick." if said dick proceeds to be a dick, "he gets another "hey, stop being a dick." and as you very well know, if it continues, you end up setting up a date to meet at Jack in the Box.

It's not leghumpers, it's mostly people that know Jenn and Robert personally. That is how it always is on here.

[racrguy]

----sigh==---- Fine, you are all a bunch of dicks and bitches, now can we get back to the fucking point?

With what info she provided(Jenn I guess her name is) am I 100% without a doubt disqualified?

No, you just have to climb the wall that's in front of you. It says in the link that each petition is handled on a case by case basis. You need to submit certain documents outlined in the link about your issues.

[Jester]

Do I need to schedule you an appointment with Matt so you can conjure up a few ways to take off from the site for a few days?

Wow, awesome power you have there! Try not to let it go to your head.

[Jester]

Why do you keep sighing so much? That's something a passive aggressive woman does.

lmao cuz talking to you knuckleheads is tiring. You have got to swim thru 5 miles of dog shit to get the one pearl of wisdom. And the one pearl of wisdom I get is from someone being a bitch! Just dont need insult added to injury. And whenever someone on here tells a female "hey, you dont have to be a bitch" all the leghumpers run to the rescue. it is goofy as shit! When a guy on here starts being a dick I tell him "hey, thanks for the info....stop beign a dick." if said dick proceeds to be a dick, "he gets another "hey, stop being a dick." and as you very well know, if it continues, you end up setting up a date to meet at Jack in the Box.

and trust me, my whole fucking world is one giant reality check. I am reality.

A good start to turning that around would be two things: Start taking the advice of people who give enough of a shit about you to provide it, and stop making bad decisions.

[bcoop]

These guys are kidding themselves. Jenn IS a bitch. But that's why we love her.

[347Mike]

Do I need to schedule you an appointment with Matt so you can conjure up a few ways to take off from the site for a few days?

[Silverback]

Dude, you are doing the same shit you are accusing your nephew of doing in your other thread (acting as if you know everything about everything) . You are spouting off as if you "know" and at best, have only gotten second hand info. Then saying "I think it will be fine"..

The acorn doesn't far fall from the looney bin!!

[Jester]

Yeah, but if that same cop sees you driving your car with your teeth on the steering wheel, hands behind the back, no brakes, and doing 6 or 7 other moronic things, he might just feel the need to bring it to your attention that you're being a dumbass and need a reality check. Know what I'm saying?

and trust me, my whole fucking world is one giant reality check. I am reality.

Why do you keep sighing so much? That's something a passive aggressive woman does.

[Jester]

----sigh==---- Fine, you are all a bunch of dicks and bitches, now can we get back to the fucking point?

With what info she provided(Jenn I guess her name is) am I 100% without a doubt disqualified?